Joseph Afunso

Data Analyst||Python &SQL || BB||Akokite|| LIS || Chelsea Fan || Alumnus @aspire_leaders

[Joseph Afunso @Mercurial_Ayo]

Oh the Atheist's are not going to like this

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

‘Goodbye’ is an alteration of “God be with you.”

[yaw. @yabbanx]

A £4.5m house in Fulham, England.

[Joseph Afunso @Mercurial_Ayo]

@Succidoooo Who please 😭
Make I do the same over here

[Ms Rashel @rashel_256]

I wish all teachers were like this

[معلومات @ii7xv_]

أشياء كان المفروض تسويها في 2020:

• تشتري كمامات
• تشتري ذهب
• تشتري أسهم تسلا
• تبدأ تصنع محتوى على المنصات

أشياء المفروض تسويها فعلاً في 2026:

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

If you want to be respected, taken seriously, and included in rooms where life-changing opportunities exist, you need to do some honest introspection.

If you’re guilty of these things, especially 5, 6, 10 and 11, don’t be surprised when people stop including you in important things.

1. Don’t be the guy who sends people his account number without being asked.

Someone gets paid, buys something expensive, or appears to have money, and your next move is to slide into their DM with your account details.

That’s very weird. Get rid of that sense of entitlement.

[Kikelomo Sowore @KikelomoSowore]

I believe the botanical names of yam tell us one thing: pepper sauce is the best combo with yam. It gave out the recipe too.

Dioscorea alata - get the pepper.
Dioscorea rotundata- Din’ ata (Fry the pepper)
Dioscorea esculenta - Let the pepper enter

[𝐍𝐞𝐧𝐲𝐞𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞𝐚 #SoniaOUT @IyawoChelsea]

Alonso’s attack and Sonia’s defence wins you the PL.

Sonia’s defence and Alonso’s attack wins you the WSL.

[Magasela Mzobe @MagaselaMzobe]

“Overthrowing the government is
only illegal if you fail”.

[Iyanuoluwa @iycodes]

Sorry for the delay guys

https://t.co/Rv1u8gPuSL

Counters / bottle cap football
Biros

and some others

💪💪💪💪

[Chaotic Yak|Rx @Ya_kso]

My top 5 horror movies:

1. Introduction
2. Literature Review
3. Methodology
4. Results
5. Discussion/Conclusion

[Joseph Afunso @Mercurial_Ayo]

Good riddance

[CFCDaily @CFCDaily]

🚨BREAKING: Laurence Stewart is leaving the club. [telegraph]

[Khushi @khushiirl]

Anthropic with entry-level employees:

[𝑮𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒆𝒓🦁💙 @Boris_Gauty]

La génération Messi/Ronaldo, Djoko/Nadal/Federer, Usain Bolt, Michael Phelps, Lebron James/Harden/Curry, Vettel/Hamilton., Tiger Woods…

Je me demande si on a pas vécu la meilleure période de sport de l’histoire ?

[Jerry Eze @RealJerryEze]

OH LORD SHOW ME MERCY || 31 DAYS OF ANSWERS/EVIDENCE/MANIFESTATION || NSPPD || 7TH OCTOBER 2026 https://t.co/owJnWrc9j1

[Joseph Afunso @Mercurial_Ayo]

This alongside Fikayo Tomori's screamer against wolves my favorites Chelsea screamers

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Remember this stunner from Moi against Bournemouth? 🤩

[Joseph Afunso @Mercurial_Ayo]

That tennis Ball dog
Crazy

[Demi🌸☘️🌋 @ajoke_oro]

Just incase you think she’s exaggerating

[Rock it @Rockit015]

I don’t think there’s anyone that didn’t teach immediately after finishing secondary school

[Joseph Afunso @Mercurial_Ayo]

Run me one more week nau🥲

[University of Lagos Students’ Union @UnilagSU]

Resumption in how many days?🤔

[Joseph Afunso @Mercurial_Ayo]

"Don't you know learning requires 700 calories"
My brother really does love his food😭😂