Willy Wonga

cont

[Willy Wonga @MercurianOne]

kinda fucked how quitting tobacco worsens your cardio at first

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mma class got me thinkin bout the inner game of tennis again

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this shirt is quite knackered now but I will forever hold on to it as a memento of the pandemic

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"OOH, THAT'S HOT!" - @Zafarcakes probably

I finally have a team whose colours match my hideous walls

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the nation to Andy Burnham rn

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@Rain_SSBM I think body language people call it "eye accessing" almost everybody does some amount of this

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preworkout and a b*ng hit - I am the green bastard

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this just unlocked memories I didn't know I had https://t.co/YgcfgCwlhN

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when the VAR kicks in this week

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I see there's no room in this house for a swingin' cat

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we need to tax the karmic debt

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holy infant so tender and mild
eating babies is de-ece 🎵

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you're the type to go to a Wetherspoons and enquire about their 'healthful foods'

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imagine a parallel universe with a Bristolian Stuart Ashen and a Barry Lewis from Norwich, scary stuff

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eating chia seeds for the first time and giving yourself way too many like fucking lembas bread

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shawty the Bendy Wendy to my Devil Finger

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If you find a hair in your food in a restaurant it's absolutely imperative that you loudly demand
"Who cooked this? The Hairy Bikers?" then go around showing the other diners, the staff will love this

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big day today

PM resigned
Got blood taken
World cup's on
Found a mandolin, a belt and a stuffed hedgehog (not a real one)
Started creatine

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completionist meet perfectionist

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as if there's a bloke in Birkenhead trying to flog a 'selfie stick' #paganistic