Garbage Patch Millennials

Gay 🌈 . He/Him/His pronouns.

[Garbage Patch Millennials @Mercuricality]

I never post here. But I’ve gotta make a prediction… I’ve been with this man for a year and I swear, I’m gonna marry this doofus. He won’t ever see this, but catch me in a year, this is the one. Dear past-Josh, date the ones who love you back.

[Garbage Patch Millennials @Mercuricality]

Do I have any other Vancouver friends? I’ll be in Canada tomorrow!

[Garbage Patch Millennials @Mercuricality]

I’m so happy and fortunate to have a group of guys here as my friends. I never thought I’d find a D&D group out here in west Texas. Let alone a group of great guys to hang out with.

[Garbage Patch Millennials @Mercuricality]

I saw the full moon today and just KNEW every interaction was about to be wild. Lo and behold— I’m gonna go take over the compounding rooms and hide.

[Garbage Patch Millennials @Mercuricality]

@steam_hunk I’m in 🖐️

[Garbage Patch Millennials @Mercuricality]

I’ve started putting provider offices on mute instead of hold when they call. The absolute VITRIOL some of these nurses and MAs will spew when they think I can’t hear is insane.

[Garbage Patch Millennials @Mercuricality]

@ant_thunderfun Thank you for this service. We look forward to the next one 😂

[Garbage Patch Millennials @Mercuricality]

@ant_thunderfun ARR is a slog. Get ready for the treat that is HW

[Garbage Patch Millennials @Mercuricality]

It’s my birthday, quick someone tell me I’m pretty.

[Garbage Patch Millennials @Mercuricality]

Drug Manufacturers— I’m BEGGING you. Please clearly list whether or not your product contains animal byproduct especially porcine byproduct. I shouldn’t have to contact the gelatin and glycerine suppliers from your product to get a good answer. #Pharmaceuticals

[Garbage Patch Millennials @Mercuricality]

Break ups are weird because one day you’re normal then suddenly 10 years later there’s a song you can’t listen to without having a meltdown.

[Garbage Patch Millennials @Mercuricality]

I had an incredible mom and pop when I lived in Greensboro that did mine for a reasonable cost.

Moved to Asheville and was spending a literal fortune for the same quality. 🙃🙃

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Let's talk about how to find a good dry cleaner. 🧵

[Garbage Patch Millennials @Mercuricality]

Being able to come home for lunch and lay on my couch to disassociate is such a game changer.

[Garbage Patch Millennials @Mercuricality]

@savesthecat This is despicable… I love it.

[Garbage Patch Millennials @Mercuricality]

I checked this out of the library at 10 with my moms permission and really that is where this all started…

[Spookykdla @SeanKDLA]

Settling down with kids (4 and 6) to watch this nice Easter film. Not seen it before.

[Garbage Patch Millennials @Mercuricality]

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[Garbage Patch Millennials @Mercuricality]

@KharloKong This is old, dark, gay lore.

[Garbage Patch Millennials @Mercuricality]

@Scientist3Nina Yuh 🙃

[Garbage Patch Millennials @Mercuricality]

@stachional Ahhhh! 😂😂😂