jess

loudly going insane • she/her • 32 (minors DNI)

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

does anyone know if i took my meds

[jess @MercuryCocktail]

god is a woman why is there even a discussion. she fingers earth

[adan @ahh_adan]

what’s ariana grande’s best music video?

[jess @MercuryCocktail]

@cagedandcrazy_ @FreddieChenn The second and third look JUST like gummy candy so those get a 10/10. the last one gets a 0/10 bc it looks WET and idk it grosses me out and the first one gets a 8/10 and I love that color

[jess @MercuryCocktail]

@lowercasepanic

[jess @MercuryCocktail]

@lowercasepanic ?? why am I not in on the Bible annotation

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man lmao

[jess @MercuryCocktail]

@cagedandcrazy_ @FreddieChenn 10/10 for execution and effort and cuteness! Just a 6/10 for chewing

[jess @MercuryCocktail]

@cagedandcrazy_ @FreddieChenn I LOVE chewing on my own fake nails so I give it a 6/10

[jess @MercuryCocktail]

@cagedandcrazy_ @FreddieChenn screaming at this

[jess @MercuryCocktail]

@cagedandcrazy_ 👁️👄👁️

[jess @MercuryCocktail]

@cagedandcrazy_ wait can I take this and you tell me what my result means bc I haven't watched

[“kimari”🦋 @onthattightrope]

i think you guys might be thinking about taylor swift and travis kelce's wedding too much.

[jess @MercuryCocktail]

this is too far, I'm unstanning

[Taylor Swift Fan Archive @Taylors_Archive]

🚨Travis Kelce is invited to Taylor Swift’s wedding.

(via TMZ)

[jess @MercuryCocktail]

@cagedandcrazy_ @braceletladyy you just understand me in a way that means we were sisters in a past life

[jess @MercuryCocktail]

I don't have a strong opinion about this genuinely all I'm saying is if taylor swift did this everyone would lose their collective minds talking about what a shill and sellout she is idk idk idk

[Fortnite @Fortnite]

I think we might go really nice together 💗

@oliviarodrigo officially joins Fortnite tonight!

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

y’all have no respect for the ppl who make your life easier. the person making your morning coffee deserves a livable wage. the person stocking the groceries you buy deserves a livable wage. the person cleaning the restrooms in the office you work at deserves a livable wage.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“We’re doing 19 watergates a day” is not a good thing

[jess @MercuryCocktail]

@haleydunphyjr @lowercasepanic NG32LXR6Z8

Yay!!!

[jess @MercuryCocktail]

@cagedandcrazy_ oh no! I'm scared of that I'll probably die

[jess @MercuryCocktail]

currently going through the worst minecraft phase of my life at my big age. I think about her morning, noon, and night idk