It's Mercy. Not Marcy.

Music-obsessed Publicist 🇿🇼 Tweet some #PR things, the rest is 100% silly. | 🔺🐘

[It's Mercy. Not Marcy. @MercyC]

Just launched my new website! Visit https://t.co/4QTOTFCiaM to learn more about me & my shenanigans!

[It's Mercy. Not Marcy. @MercyC]

@DebbieLaskeyMBA Thank you for sharing!

[Debbie Laskey, MBA @DebbieLaskeyMBA]

If you want to understand the importance of voting in the USA, read this by @MercyC and be inspired! 👏 #YourVoteMatters #YourVoteCounts #YourVoteYourVoice

[It's Mercy. Not Marcy. @MercyC]

First-time voter checking in: https://t.co/jNQwBqItOC

Thanks Danielle!

[It's Mercy. Not Marcy. @MercyC]

Client love.

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

EXCLUSIVE: Victoria Monét and DJ D-Nice will join a lineup of other celebrities at a get-out-the-vote rally in Atlanta on Tuesday for When We All Vote, the organization founded by former First Lady Michelle Obama https://t.co/5Tr5kN8XGX

[It's Mercy. Not Marcy. @MercyC]

Excited to share this article that my client contributed to. Shout out to @qwoted. https://t.co/d6yxbbgRsC

[💎🍾 @TheRocSupremacy]

Fun Fact: Hulu’s hit lawyer series “Reasonable Doubt” is an homage to JAY-Z and each episode is named after a different Hov song. Starring actress Emayatzy Corinealdi and executive produced by Kerry Washington, it’s one of the only shows ever that actually features JAY-Z’s music due to him owning the masters and having control over licensing.

[It's Mercy. Not Marcy. @MercyC]

Any reporters doing a story on first-time voters? I am one of them!

(New U.S. citizen before y'all come for me...)

[SoulBounce @SoulBounce]

On our first edition of Copyright Infringement Chronicles: WBLS.

Yes, the NYC radio station. But more specifically, the radio station’s website.

Gather round, y’all! 🧵

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

I know I’m a weird messenger to be giving advice, but I truly mean this to be helpful, @JDVance.

Fire your whole team. They clearly hate you. This is TV production 101, and they failed it.

1) Someone is supposed to scout ahead and make sure everyone there is interested in being on camera AND excited to talk to you. And if your team finds out that no one at the place is interested in talking to you and some don’t even want to be on camera with you - situations that I’m sure you are used to by now - then your team needs to find another establishment.

2) Someone is supposed to prep you with names and talking points. This is especially true because, as you know, you are horrible at small talk. Your team must even know this by now. Your team has to give you follow up questions so you are ready to go. “What is your bestselling donut?” “What’s your favorite?” “What do you recommend?” “What’s your favorite part of your job?” “Do you eat too many donuts because you work here.” This is simple stuff. But again, I get that it is extremely hard for you to speak to humans. That’s why you need a better team.

3) in lieu of small talk, which I would recommend you skipping because you are - again - HORRIBLE at it, your team should have given you a pre decided order so you were ready for the “difficult task” of ordering donuts. Here are a few suggestions for next time. “I’ll take a dozen glazed.” “Just give me a dozen of your bestsellers.” “JUST FILL THE BOX WITH SPRINKLES THAT YOU SCRAP OFF OF SPRINKLE DONUTS, AAAAAARGH!!!”

That last one was a trick. If you believed it then you need more help than I even imagined.

The good news is I’ll happily take you on as a client to teach you how to appear more human, all for the price of one jabilliondee dollar bucks. Currently, there is a 1% discount. But I need your answer by… more

[It's Mercy. Not Marcy. @MercyC]

I've been pretty quiet lately on social media but I'm about to be out in these social media streets talking about PR again!

Join me in less than 10mins!
https://t.co/SRhZQUFXKu

[It's Mercy. Not Marcy. @MercyC]

@TAILormade_Bri Apparently lol.

[It's Mercy. Not Marcy. @MercyC]

As a publicist named 'Mercy' currently pitching faith and religion reporters, you'd think I would've gotten a response.

Ha!

[It's Mercy. Not Marcy. @MercyC]

@urbansocialight She has to be African lol

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Method Man, a member of the Wu-Tang Clan and star of “Ghost,” is having fun, looking good and getting serious in his second career. https://t.co/fVAX572jXN

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

Tweet me all of your questions NOW for #RHONJ’s @MargaretJosephs & #SummerHouseMV’s @nickarrington1! They will be joining me for an upcoming #WWHL!

[It's Mercy. Not Marcy. @MercyC]

Look at my boo @yayabeybay shining!✨

[Justin Tinsley @JustinTinsley]

Speaking with the living legend @therealredman at the National Cannabis Festival (@NatlCannaFest) later this month.

Pull up and, uh, enjoy yourself 😎

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Wu-Tang Clan, Redman, Devin The Dude and Thundercat performing all in one venue for 4/20 is a top tier line up 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I desperately need this to be streamed @therealredman @ticalofficial @devindude420 @WuTangClan @Thundercat