mercy shibira

Am a good person once you get to know me....

[Awayfromdivine @sweatheartmoony]

Sometimes you need the enthusiasm of a pre- menopausal kangaroo to escape the monotony and drudgery of routine

[Fact @Fact]

According to a study, your brain works harder to process insults than it does compliments.

[Fact @Fact]

You get a song stuck in your head because your brain interprets the song as an unfinished task, especially if you only remember one part.

[Pia Nacar @Kimgee8]

Hello sunshine, what’s cooking? wherever you are, don’t forget to stir something fun today😎😉

[HŌM @TiberiusMoz]

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[mercy shibira @MercyShibira]

@TiberiusMoz Nice! How much is this?

[Sally Brown🌷 @officielsalome]

Masturbation requires concentration. Any disturbance can make you return to episode 1.

[mercy shibira @MercyShibira]

@officielsalome Lol

[Pia Nacar @Kimgee8]

Just because I'm polite does not mean I'm nice. Just so we are clear.

[Awayfromdivine @sweatheartmoony]

Quench the inner fire and chill

[Pia Nacar @Kimgee8]

Unwarranted affection is still an affection.

[Pia Nacar @Kimgee8]

Yes my love is conditional, I am not your mother.

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

The most used sexual position among married couples is doggy style... The husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

I was in bed with a woman and she said, I want tonight to be magical.

And it was. After we had sex, I disappeared.

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

Success is like pregnancy...

Everyone congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

[Fact @Fact]

A woman donated a kidney to her boss, who then fired her when she took too long to recover from the operation.

[Fact @Fact]

Facebook makes people depressed because it leads them to believe that their friends and family are happier than they actually are.

[Fact @Fact]

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.

[Fact @Fact]

Arguing over text is the worst way to argue because the lack of tone decreases the meaning of the words. Talk it out in person.