Mamacita

🍳

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

having to wake up to pee within the same hour that your alarm is gonna go off, is one of life's most terrible surprises

[🦋El~Fuego🫦 @fuegoshawrry777]

Recession indicator 😹huyu mumama ameanza kuuzia locals

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Remote workers getting ready for their one day in the office

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Doctor: Your recovery was a miracle!

Patient: Thank God. Now I don't have to pay you

Doctor:

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

A lot

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

My dad in heaven when he sees that I’m still not over his death 15 years later

[Musili @hardcore254jm]

@Onorpik @joanjonas71 You won't believe this 🤣🤣

[GB 🪄 @Gbdaniel001]

When you arrive at a lying competition but the competitor lied about the venue

[Juma and Natasha @DTBduo]

We have launched our DTB Wearables!
Putting the future of payment in your hands.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Why is the intern wearing a cap on the job ?

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

Coworkers: “why don’t you ever get in trouble for being late?”

Me:

[Brian Sagini @_saginii]

Imagine mwenye alinunua a diesel car leo because diesel is cheaper

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Me: But I have many hidden talents.

Teacher: Aww really, what are they?

Me: I don't know, they're all hidden.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

nigga u are your daddy

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Amka useme damn tena.

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

Satan: what did you?

Me: I used to call on missing children's poster and whisper "I miss you mummy" and hang up

Satan:

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Doctors wanatumia torches kufanya surgeries na wewe uko hapa ukipost fire emojis kama a baddie. Umbwa!

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

Start bragging immediately

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

IT guy: So now you press any button to continue.

Me: *Presses power button.*

IT guy:

[maMvelase ❤️ @Nocylove123]

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.