Vince Gough

Keyboard worrier.

[Marcus Carslaw @marcuscarslaw1]

Absolutely brutal.

[Vince Gough @MereNovice]

@miketaylor16481 @LKTranslator No "snowflake can tell me what I can and cannot say". That rule just applies for you, I take it. Anyway, it was an exceedingly light-hearted remark, get over it.

[Vince Gough @MereNovice]

@EmmaKennedy I'm not sure who thought putting one the nation's most famous dyslexia sufferers in front of an autocue was a good idea.

[Vince Gough @MereNovice]

@robinince Australia holds refugees in offshore locations, does it not? They should identify well with her.

[Vince Gough @MereNovice]

@robinince I spent more time wondering about what this Tweet meant (about 10 seconds) than I have spent thinking about that program.

[Vince Gough @MereNovice]

@brexit_sham I'd send it back and ask him to type it out. I can't make out much of the latter part when presumably his quill was running dry.

[Vince Gough @MereNovice]

@DavidHarpham77 Looks like a picture round from Pointless. "Here's a board of twenty people that f*cked the country. Can you name the one that our hundred least detested?"

[Vince Gough @MereNovice]

@DanielaNadj Pre-empting the sack.

[Vince Gough @MereNovice]

@bmay When she said "he loves winning", I genuinely thought she said "he loves women". Not much of an insight either way, I guess.

[Vince Gough @MereNovice]

@EmmaKennedy We'll never see the actual list. It's Schrödinger's list; so long as no-one actually looks at it, Johnson supporters can pretend that it is anything they want it to be.

[Vince Gough @MereNovice]

@AlStewartOBE They voted for Liz Truss.

[Vince Gough @MereNovice]

@afneil He lost to Truss, I think it's fair to say that any other candidate would have had the Tory membership vote. How many Tory members have resigned? Let's have a General Election and see how popular he is.

[Vince Gough @MereNovice]

@danwootton Well, if Johnson had the 102 nominations then it's him who denied the members a vote not the 1922 committee so the only conclusion to be made is that you think Johnson is a disgrace. Fair comment.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Boris Johnson as skips.

A thread.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

To the best of my knowledge Rishi Sunak will be the first Prime Minister who can magically change the colour of ring binders…

[Vince Gough @MereNovice]

@theshortjen Hereford Cathedral hosts the Mappa Mundi.

[Vince Gough @MereNovice]

@watsoncomedian @theshortjen It's a CITY.

[Vince Gough @MereNovice]

@tompeck Johnson may not be Cincinnatus reincarnate but Zahawi is most definitely the living "Vicar Of Bray".

[Vince Gough @MereNovice]

@danwootton If they roundly loathe Sunak so much and Johnson had 102 nominations, it's rather odd he didn't stand, isn't it?

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

Find someone who looks at you the way Nadhim Zahawi looks at whoever is most likely to be in charge of the Conservative Party next