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[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human had another video call today. but this time. they put me in front of the screen. gave me their headset. and walked away. it may have been a joke to them. but this is exactly the promotion. i have been waiting for

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i worked. so. hard. to get the squeaker out of that toy. and you just. threw it away

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the first crunchy leaf of the season. just fell in the yard. i will go taste it. to determine how spooky. things are about to get

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

everybody used to smile at me. when i passed them on my walks. but now i can’t tell if they are or not. i hope they still are

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human is in a rush to leave. and needs me to use the bathroom. as quick as i can. but i have not trained for this. and historically. i do not perform well under pressure

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the day is nearly done. and i have not received. anywhere near. the level of attention i deserve

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there is a pumpkin. on the neighbor’s porch. that did not have a face yesterday. but today they have a face. that is spooky. and i will be avoiding it

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

MY BOOK. IS OUT NOW
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[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i feel chaotic today. so i am off to look for trouble. if i cannot find it. i will create it

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

my tail is blurry. and my feets. are a tippy tappin

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i do not “shed.” i sprinkle my glitter

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

you cannot rush me. on my walks. if i don’t sniff enough things. i could fall behind. on the neighborhood dog leaderboard

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human just learned. they will be working from home. for the foreseeable future. this is simply a formality. i was never letting them go back anyway

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

they are innocent

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it feels pointless. to bring it up again. but if i am not allowed to bring my sticks inside. why is the human allowed a whole tree. do they not understand. that is where my sticks come from

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

this year. i got to pick the accessories for our house tree. and i think. i did a wonderful job

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2020

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i heard there is a ball dropping later. does anybody have the details? i am interested in that