Meredith

Opinions are my own. She/ Her.

[Meredith @MeredithMM3]

Love getting called “young lady” when speaking to a room of government Boomers. Gold star for me, the ingenue! ⭐️😒

[Meredith @MeredithMM3]

‘America Is The Greatest Country On Earth,’ Says Man Who Spends 6 Hours A Day Posting About How Every City Third World Hellhole https://t.co/9wnhzPqYHQ via @theonion

[Meredith @MeredithMM3]

“Are you Gen Z, or do you know how to write cursive?” — my coworker

[Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes]

Be nice to your moms! 💐 #MotherDay @BadMoms

[Meredith @MeredithMM3]

2 things can be true:

1. Handcuffing nonviolent suspects is UNnecessary.

2. Arrest w/o cuffs, mug shots, a perp walk, or other abusive circus acts is preferential treatment in this country 🇺🇸

[Meredith @MeredithMM3]

@outagedetect No, there’s still an outage. No updates from Spectrum since 10:08 am and no ETA on restoration.

[Meredith @MeredithMM3]

@KeithKingnKC @KSHB41 @Ask_Spectrum FYI - I DM’d Spectrum, and they don’t have an ETA for service restoration or any new updates since 10:08 a.m. Sighhh.

[Meredith @MeredithMM3]

@JohnAlanWest65 "Vaccinations, castrations. It was an eye-opening experience…” Been there. Done that.

[Meredith @MeredithMM3]

@Boburn8 @erinssig It’s weird you don’t have a single follower or follow any accounts.

[Meredith @MeredithMM3]

When the landlord said, “I go to work everyday…” 😂

[Steph Tolev @StephTolev]

This was all fun and games until he waited for me outside the club and we called security 😜😜😜

[Meredith @MeredithMM3]

@ChelseaWooff 1776 shirt. Seems on-brand.

[Meredith @MeredithMM3]

With #Steinbeck trending, it’s time to acknowledge Sanora Babb and finally admit that Grapes of Wrath wasn’t very good. #nothisbest #justadmitit https://t.co/Xoa3DfAGUG

[Meredith @MeredithMM3]

The first person to effectively teach me the Rule Against Perpetuities gets a beer and a pack of highlighters. 🫠

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

44 years ago today

[Meredith @MeredithMM3]

@chbooksdc Yes, I successfully contested two. Both tickets asserted that my parking sticker was placed on the “wrong” side of my windshield, but my sticker placement followed the DMV’s written directions. Sent pics of my windshield sticker and the DMV’s directions.

[snarls @SnarlsDeGaulle]

no millennial has all 3:
-a primary care doctor
-housing that gets direct sunlight
-artistic fulfillment

[Meredith @MeredithMM3]

@eiffeltyler First, they came for the low risers, and I did not speak out.

Then, they came for the layered tanks, and I did not speak out.

Then, they came for the tanks over long sleeves…

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

okay did anyone else’s high school have a group of hot girls who wrote in this very specific font. Is this a universal experience