Meredith Samuelson

I’m better on paper.

[Meredith Samuelson @MeriRSams]

Cllaim itt @SebestynIstvn2 @cryptonoob307 @reaves @jmusbat @KUfaktan @wishketan1277 @dattamahirat @uxshahid @YezdaniKhalique @Adityaisbusy

[Meredith Samuelson @MeriRSams]

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[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Holy shit

[Meredith Samuelson @MeriRSams]

@carlasosenko When we moved into our house 10 years ago we saw that the mezuzah on the front door frame had been hung upside down by the previous owners. Superstitiously terrified to right it. #jewish

[Meredith Samuelson @MeriRSams]

@carlasosenko People think teaching is easy (it’s not), and comes with too many perks (vacations, summers, the occasional snow day.) This, plus the fact that many people are miserable and hate their own jobs, equals resentment and animosity. IMO.

[Meredith Samuelson @MeriRSams]

Jacob DogGrom @Mets #halloweencostume #lgm #lfgm

[Matthew Samuelson @GoGCMSPrincipal]

Fantastic day at the 6th Grade Field Party! Thanks to the GCMS PTA and an incredible team of colleagues and young learners! @GCPSSupt @GCUFSD @GardenCityPTA

[Meredith Samuelson @MeriRSams]

For how many years do I have to sell my art before people stop saying “It looks so professional!” as if I’m not a professional but just pretending to be?

[Meredith Samuelson @MeriRSams]

Every third photo is cicadas. I’m going to have a panic attack. #HotCicadaSummer

[Meredith Samuelson @MeriRSams]

@mental_floss Theodore Bear Shoe-Destroyer Muffin Pants

[Meredith Samuelson @MeriRSams]

@carlasosenko Hot 🔥🔥🔥

[Meredith Samuelson @MeriRSams]

Big boop energy #boop #blep #DogsofTwittter

[Meredith Samuelson @MeriRSams]

Hi. I eat your shoe? #dogsoftwitter #shoeaddict

[Meredith Samuelson @MeriRSams]

Why does every schmo on the #propertybrothers game get to create a sleek, neutral kitchen, but the art teacher has to pick between mustard pine and pink Formica? Just because I make pinch pots, it doesn’t mean I want to live in a fun house, Jonathan. #interiordesign #artteacher

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I know my desk drawer will always provide a plastic fork for me if I just look hard enough. #blessed

[Meredith Samuelson @MeriRSams]

Jew on Christmas (Chinese food) > Jew on Easter (8th day macaroon) #HappyEaster

[Meredith Samuelson @MeriRSams]

It’s not too early to talk to your dog about the dangers of Snackchat. #socialmedia can be toxic. Grapes as well.

[Meredith Samuelson @MeriRSams]

I can’t explain why. It just is. #Pfizer #PfizerCovidVaccine #Moderna #modernavaccine #vaccine

[Meredith Samuelson @MeriRSams]

@carlasosenko I was so into the first half and thought the second half was a garbage dump.

[Meredith Samuelson @MeriRSams]

@MattOswaltVA Beowulf. Maybe it’s a good book but every character is named Hrfugsjkel so I immediately lost track of what was going on.