@merican pharoah

(Retired)

[@merican pharoah @MericanPharoah]

I'm watching the #HorseyBowl
What y'all up to?
#INDvsDEN

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Oops, she did it again.

[Ali Spagnola @alispagnola]

I made a Britney Spears mashup where the song changes on they lyric "BABY"

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Hay... it's what's for dinner.

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I met a Shetland pony who sounded like he had a frog in his throat, but he was just a little horse.

[@merican pharoah @MericanPharoah]

Why Medina, why? We've lost our Spirit. 😥

[@merican pharoah @MericanPharoah]

Saddlee no one rides me much anymore.

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My saddle and accessories are all made of leather, so when the paparazzi asks who im wearing, a single tear flows down my cheek and I respond ... "my old friend bessie"

[@merican pharoah @MericanPharoah]

Back in my race days, all I ever did was a little weed.
#TripleCrown

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Hopefully next years winner will be
"Postponed"
#preakness

[@merican pharoah @MericanPharoah]

#KentuckyDerby
Justify used to be a Vagrant, is the Day Star now. Don't underestimate the Worth of an Old Rosebud, you might Regret Bubbling Over but if you Behave Yourself and keep the Assault to a minimum, I'm sure we can find some Middleground.
Ponder that.
I'll Have Another.

[@merican pharoah @MericanPharoah]

Did anyone ever consider that maybe the horses want to wear stupid hats too?
#NoFair
#kentuckyderby2018

[@merican pharoah @MericanPharoah]

I missed the rules.
Is punching below the belt still illegal? #KentuckyDerby

[@merican pharoah @MericanPharoah]

Wow.
Instilled Regard odds 92:1
Are you telling me that anyone who has $1000 and a blow dart full of horse steroids can be signing papers on their new Tesla at this time tomorrow? #GoAudible #KentuckyDerby

[@merican pharoah @MericanPharoah]

If I had a book about me I would be constantly aroused. Especially if its narrated by @jamesearljones

#GoAudible

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I remember winning the #KentuckyDerby in 2015.
Everyone was hammered and I couldn't even get a sugar cube!

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This guy again. https://t.co/BfcF0G60qy

[Secretariat @Secretariatprmr]

Forty-five years ago today, #Secretariat set the still-standing record in the #KentuckyDerby, running the 1 1/4 mile race in 1:59 2/5 minutes. But what was even more astonishing is that the colt ran each quarter mile faster than the one before. 🌹#Secretariat45

[@merican pharoah @MericanPharoah]

My wife said EVERYDAY is #WoodMemorial day, for her.

Do you think that's an impotence joke?

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Funny, I've never participated in a Gallup poll.

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#FallingAutumnLeafThoughts

I should have NEVER done this porn when I was low on cash.