Meridian Mayhem

Chronicles & Ridiculousness of living in West O's PREMIER neighborhood, Meridian Park. Not affiliated with anyone or anything. Just making fun of stupidity.

[Meridian Mayhem @MeridianMayhem]

This didn't cause any issues getting to work this morning, other than being 30 minutes late and not having time to get coffee. Thanks Trump!!! https://t.co/YqEKKr0YEU

[Omaha Traffic Alert @omatrafficalert]

ROLLOVER ACCIDENT.......being worked....EB I-80 just West of Giles on the 132nd Street overpass.....left hand lane is blocked...backing up EB traffic past Hwy 50/144th Street...expect delays.

[Meridian Mayhem @MeridianMayhem]

Thanks for the follow @amtippets Which do you prefer, cats or dogs? Asking for a friend.

[Meridian Mayhem @MeridianMayhem]

Hey @kfabnews Why did you remove the original story? Is it cuz the GovtShit Down is over? Asking for a friend. https://t.co/6zwXrFnSrZ

[Meridian Mayhem @MeridianMayhem]

LOL... You said govtshit down... Such a Trump thing to say https://t.co/f2efYRqQTJ

[Meridian Mayhem @MeridianMayhem]

Thanks for the follow @marymoomiller23 By any chance, are you related to @April87092527 You two look an awful lot alike in your profile pictures.

[Meridian Mayhem @MeridianMayhem]

Thanks for the follow @April87092527 Your profile picture.... You look so familiar. Have we seen each other before?

[Meridian Mayhem @MeridianMayhem]

Thanks for the follow @Jkohles23 Can I borrow your hedge clippers?

[Meridian Mayhem @MeridianMayhem]

Thanks for the follow @MrsNutz1978 Lets get to know each other. Who's your favorite Muppet?

[Meridian Mayhem @MeridianMayhem]

That means you Mr POS White Chevy Pickup (with the club on the wheel) that's always parked on the corner of 164th & Portal. Move your damn truck already!!! @MeanStreetSarpy @MeanStsMillard @MeanStreetsOMA https://t.co/wUCh9rENxQ

[Sarpy Public Works @dennis_dwilson]

Snow removal crews cannot access your neighborhoods/streets when vehicles are parked on the roadway. Crews are having to make multiple passes into areas where cars were parked on the roadway yesterday. Please help us serve you better.

[Meridian Mayhem @MeridianMayhem]

I STRONGLY recommend investing in the Unlimited Wash Pass. Never a line https://t.co/id181nZlR7

[Meridian Mayhem @MeridianMayhem]

LOL... You said govtshit down... Such a Trump thing to say https://t.co/f2efYRqQTJ

[Meridian Mayhem @MeridianMayhem]

Once a Notre Dame fan, always a Notre Dame fan... #Clueless #NotreDame #Loser https://t.co/TKsNTISG49

[Meridian Mayhem @MeridianMayhem]

Let me at 'im... Just give me a crow bar and 15 minutes with him and I'll make sure the SOB never thinks about little ones again. There's a special place in hell for guys like this. https://t.co/lVaaAl7JcQ

[KETV NewsWatch 7 @KETV]

Child Saving Institute employee arrested for first-degree sexual assault of client, police say https://t.co/vKgToF3uus

[Kearney Police Dept @KearneyPolice]

MISSING PERSON - KEARNEY Amanda Young has been reported as missing on 01/11/18 from her Kearney residence driving a beige 2001 Dodge Grand Caravan Sport, Nebraska License #9C2013. Call your local law enforcement or the @KearneyPolice at [phone] with any information.

[Meridian Mayhem @MeridianMayhem]

It's NOT advised to drive on Snot & Ice during the cold and flu season. Be smart people. https://t.co/QQwwbegNqp

[You Had One Job @YouHadOneJ0B]

Driving on what?

[Meridian Mayhem @MeridianMayhem]

@kfabnews "There's a Hole in the Bucket" https://t.co/frC2Z9bRei

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Stephen Miller (@PaulyShore) flies off the rails in this heated interview with CNN's @JakeTapper

[Meridian Mayhem @MeridianMayhem]

Yeah, right... Shovel my a$$. That there is a stripper pole! https://t.co/VXBEypEwa8

[You Had One Job @YouHadOneJ0B]

Don’t forget to check your child’s homework.

[Meridian Mayhem @MeridianMayhem]

@SteffieLongmire @stevegates62 @bob_speck @ChappelleRCMH @SmallGuyPromo13 @joelschafer @JSi5 @kanebrown Oh, and how could I forget... Iration "Inhale Exhale" (Colorado, Washington, California & Oregon) One of my favorites!

[Meridian Mayhem @MeridianMayhem]

@SteffieLongmire @stevegates62 @bob_speck @ChappelleRCMH @SmallGuyPromo13 @joelschafer @JSi5 @kanebrown Zac Brown Band "Colder Weather" (Colorado)
Lynyrd Skynyrd "Sweet Home Alabama" (Alabama)