it’s not that i go to bed early it’s that my brain’s business hours end at 9pm. if you’re contacting me after that i don’t know who is on shift but it’s not me and i cannot be held responsible for her
A Twilight Zone where a man dies and assumes he’s in heaven because it smells like sour cream and onion chips everywhere! Just hours later he realizes he’s in hell (same reason)
Me: Belligerent when Jeopardy contestants can’t answer simple Broadway clues like Rent and Chicago
Also me: Belligerent when Jeopardy clues are only about Rent and Chicago and not Fun Home and Caroline Or Change
#jeopardy
Don’t fall into the trap of thinking you only exist to make money. You were made for beach days and full-body hugs and reading in hammocks and resisting oppression. The best and most precious part of you can’t be measured in wages or profits.
@stardustschild For a little while I felt like she was my little secret — this absolute freaking STAR no one knew about because they hadn’t seen yet what she could do. But I knew. Her every triumph since has brought me joy. She is incredible. (3/3)
@stardustschild I swear I saw the moment Mandy Gonzales decided, “Oh no, you are NOT going to laugh through my song!” and turned her already-thrilling performance up a notch. That person stopped laughing a moment later. It was an amazing thing to see. (2/3)
What did Native nation contribute to the US?
Just the concept of a confederacy that became the foundation of the US Constitution.
Names of over half of US states.
Staple plants of our diet & economy, like corn and tobacco.
Oh! And billions of acres of land.