Merin

AI engineer | building what’s next

[Merin @Merin_men]

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, one night traded on https://t.co/jGp49YfKlN and turned $10,000 into $27,469

+174.7% in one night. one coin did +439% in 70 minutes

5 coins, 7 trades, $2,000 a trade, real charts

the night (UTC):

→ 19:30 $10,000
→ 20:05 buys SWORDOPE at a $662K market cap
→ 20:30 sells at $1.61M, +143% in 25 minutes. bank $12,857
→ 21:00 buys ███ at $119K (yes, that’s the actual ticker)
→ 22:10 sells at $642K, +439% in 70 minutes. bank $21,637
→ 23:10 SWORDOPE again, $1.84M → $3.16M. bank $23,081
→ 02:45 KURUMI stops out, −25.7%. bank $22,566
→ 03:10 CATTLEAXE, $963K → $2.39M. bank $25,523
→ 03:15 Marvin, $404K → $622K. bank $26,601
→ 11:55 KURUMI again, $532K → $763K. bank $27,469

the funny part: sold KURUMI at $763K, it hit $843K and then dumped 42% in 10 minutes

the painful part: sold CATTLEAXE at $2.39M, it topped at $2.60M ten minutes later

Marvin went from $622K to $58K by the afternoon. dodged that one completely

6 green, 1 red. worst trade −25.7%
watch 0:09, ███ goes vertical

would you have held ███ past $642K?

bookmark it for the night you sell too early

[Merin @Merin_men]

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[Merin @Merin_men]

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[Merin @Merin_men]

This thing doesn't trade. It collects.

I gave NOIR $47 in sim mode and one rule:

"Never predict. Only take what's already mispriced."

24 hours later: $1,262.

26.9x.

It doesn't care where a memecoin goes next. It only cares that the same token is cheaper on one venue than on another.

Here's what it does on its own:

-> watches 1,284 pairs across Orca, Phoenix, Lifinity, Bybit and Gate
-> buys the cheap side, sells the expensive side in under a second
-> skips any gap that doesn't clear fees
-> never puts more than ~40% of the stack into one arb
-> if the spread closes mid-trade, it exits at market. No hoping.

Hour 0 - $47
Hour 6 - $131
Hour 12 - $388
Hour 18 - $802
Hour 24 - $1,262

302 arbs. 285 locked. 17 slipped.
Best: +$24.80 on $FARTCOIN. 612 bps gap, both legs in 0.69s.
Worst: −$1.94 on $GIGA, cut in 0.4s.

I didn't touch a single button.

Paper money for now. Real money next.

[Rugikk @rugikkk]

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[Merin @Merin_men]

holy shit. 4 AI agents just took a https://t.co/jGp49Yfcwf wallet from $2,415 to $14,538 in 23 seconds

6.02×. 19 trades. 16 wins. 3 cuts

I touched the screen once

it's one app called MIRON. black screen, one balance, one goal ring, one SELL ALL button. everything else is the agents' job

the desk:

→ HAWK snipes fresh mints in the first 20 seconds
→ SURFER enters at 60–70% of the bonding curve and rides it up
→ BRIDGE buys right before graduation and sells the PumpSwap pop
→ ECHO copies wallets that were early on proven runners
→ GUARD never trades. it signs every buy and can veto any of them

23 seconds inside the desk:

→ 0.5s HAWK takes $ZORP as buyer #23. the mint is 7 seconds old
→ 2.4s GUARD vetoes $FROGE. top 10 hold 31%
→ 3.0s $ZORP sold +94%, +$268.40
→ 5.9s $GLONK dev wallet moves. SURFER is out in 0.3s, -$58.20
→ 7.2s $WAGYU graduates to PumpSwap. BRIDGE sells the pop +158%, +$742.60
→ 8.8s goal 3× hit. $7,245. the desk stops and waits for me
→ 10.4s I tap the ring. goal → 6×
→ 13.7s $BLOOP dev dumps 35%. HAWK cuts at -11%
→ 15.9s BRIDGE closes $LUMA +204%, +$1,820.50
→ 22.5s goal 6× hit. $14,538.30

per agent:

→ BRIDGE +$5,049.70
→ SURFER +$3,654.40
→ HAWK +$1,862.50
→ ECHO +$1,556.70

3 losses, -$186.90 total. 3 coins vetoed before a single buy

the part nobody gets: nobody on the desk trades alone. HAWK finds the mint, GUARD clears the dev, SURFER and BRIDGE take the curve, ECHO follows the wallets that already know. I find out from a notification

the rules are boring on purpose:

1. GUARD signs every buy. no signature, no trade
2. dev wallet over 8% or top 10 over 25% → veto
3. bundled launch → skip
4. dev sells a single token → the whole position is out
5. goal hit → the desk stops and waits for my tap

every rule is a place where I'm still the boss

would you hand your bag to 4 bots and a bouncer?

bookmark this for the day you're done sniping by hand

concept build, sim run. numbers simulated

[Merin @Merin_men]

I stopped touching my take profits.

My Grok bot sets the TP before entry and never moves it. I just watch.

$60 → $3,184 in 24 hours, 195 trades, 83% win rate. Paper run.

the five big closes are below 👇

[Merin @Merin_men]

MY BOT NEVER BUYS A COIN BEFORE IT'S 90% DONE. IN THE DEMO RUN IT STILL TURNED $1,000 INTO $4,242 IN ONE DAY

8 trades, $1,000 to start, $3,242.24 profit, 4.24x on the budget

everyone fights over the first 10% of a launch

my bot only wants the last 10%

it watches 6 bonding curves at once. when a clean coin fills to 90%, it asks me if it can buy. then it holds through graduation and sells into the migration pump

14:40, $CHONK at 90% curve, 451 real buyers, dev 0.5%. approved $260. graduated, sold 3.4x at 15:06, net +$613.71

16:15, $WAFFL hits 90%. 507 real buyers, dev 0.3%. approved $350

16:29, GRADUATED → raydium

16:42, sold into the migration pump. 4.4x, net +$1,173.15

and 2 curves it refused to touch:

11:37, $SUDSY. one wallet made 71% of the buys to fake the fill. killed

14:02, $EXITBAG. dev sitting on 19%, unlocked, waiting for grad to dump. killed

by 17:00: 8 graduations caught, average +$405.28, 2 fake curves killed, 0 rugs eaten

six agents. the bot can spend exactly $0

curve watches the fill speed. wash checks who's really buying. rug checks the dev. snipe gets in at 90% in 0.2s. ledger books every cent

the only button that moves money is mine

sold $5,216, bought $1,910, fees and jito tips -$63.76

i never bought a launch. i bought graduations

demo session, not financial advice

built by MIRON

[Merin @Merin_men]

GROK WATCHED X FOR 7 HOURS. $400 BECAME $2,122 BY 16:00 OFF A GOOSE, A HAMSTER AND A COFFEE SHOP ON MARS

8 trades, $400 budget, $1,722.30 profit, 5.31x

most people find the coin once it's trending. that's the top, not the entry

so i built a bot that lives on the timeline

grok reads every post. the second one starts going vertical, the agents find the ticker, check the dev and the LP, and send me one question: buy or skip

10:42, "a goose just stole the anchor's mic live on air". 38.6k likes, +710% heat. $HONK at $5.4k mcap, 21 seconds old. approved $80. out at 4.1x at 10:58, +$243.10

12:58, a hamster runs a full marathon on a livestream wheel. 52.1k likes, +840% heat. $HAMMY at $6.1k mcap, 17 seconds old. approved $110, sold 5.6x, +$498.60

14:55, leaked render of the first coffee shop on mars. +1,120% heat. $MARS, 14 seconds old, $4.9k mcap. approved $140

15:21, sold 6.9x. +$816.20

two traps it walked away from:

10:12, #FREEDROP. +900% heat in 3 min, 79% of the accounts under a week old. bot farm. skipped

12:26, $ZORP. 6 KOLs posted it in the same minute. paid ring. skipped

16:00 tally: 84,252 posts read, 8 trades, 7 green, 2 fakes dodged, 0 rugs

six agents, one brain. grok reads, trend feels the heat, sniff finds the coin, rug checks dev, LP and holders, snipe gets in in 0.3s, ledger books every cent

none of them can spend a dollar without my tap

$595 in, $2,352.05 out, -$34.75 in fees and tips

early is the only edge

[MironAi @Miron_Ai]

You have a second job you never applied for.

Inbox, subscriptions, appointments, documents, follow-ups.
Six hours a week, every week, forever.

I gave all of it to six Grok Bots in four weeks.
This article is the entire setup, including what breaks. https://t.co/cq2kDudWIg