Merkaloid

SWE, AppSec, Crypto. Ex Kraken, Binance

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@lostbutlucky @roboPBOC It’s bullshit/sol

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@satoshituga Choucha Prime voltou

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@redliveOfficial Quando vês um puto rico com uma empresa bem sucedida e pensas “pois com o dinheiro dele também eu”, pois o Roberto Martinez é o puto que nasce bilionário e aos 23 anos está falido a passar fome numa valeta

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@oglorioso_slb Disseram livemode mais de 100 vezes em 5 minutos, insano

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Vi 5 minutos do mundial na livemode e fui instantaneamente à box subscrever a sportv novamente

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@peer_rich Lisbon wouldn't even break into the top 10 Spanish cities

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@Manel_Morgado Malta aqui a contar os trocos porque o imposto é “progressivo” sem sequer mencionar que ainda tem outros 30 e tal % do bruto que vai para a SS

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Alright who’s dealing Claude now? I need an AI dealer asap

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.

The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.

Access to all other Claude models is not affected.

We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.

Read our full statement: https://t.co/bwn0sximKZ

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Claude & Coke

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@lostbutlucky Imagine being elons dealer rn

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@lostbutlucky @soychotic Unc territory approaching

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@lostbutlucky I’m a hobbyist shoplifter. There’s no Whole Foods where I live, what’s so special about it? Is it about the quality of the products or how easy it is to do it (or both)?

[nairolf @0xNairolf]

we need to remove ai from the hands of real estate agents

what the hell is this

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@lostbutlucky Because it’s affordable for the underclass?

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OpenAI better be in full panic mode, preventing any engineers from leaving the premises until fable is matched so that anthropic can stop being pussies and offer it on the subscription plan without requiring extra usage

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@tmuxvim Psychosis pushes these people to invent new terms to make it seem like they’re still doing some sort of engineering. It’s that or they’ll have to invent Claude code over telegram again

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I wonder how it feels to work on a project with other cracked devs who actually care about what they are building

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@lostbutlucky Who’s the motivation for? You or codex lmaooo

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@msnofficial_on Adds a simple moving part that will need replacing long before any other part of the phone which means you can sell that part for $100+ labour for easy profits

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@adjohu Proof you should ship instead of listening to all the design review nits