Merle

[Merle @Merle01234]

I’m chilling and trying to enjoy my summer

[maddie @pinkalicious789]

lana del rey makes me want to be mysterious in the rain

[Merle @Merle01234]

At my grad party our friend Nick just randomly asks “do you guys wanna go steal my parent’s car?”

[Merle @Merle01234]

Not only can I can’t….that’s all

[Merle @Merle01234]

Tortillas are like shields

[Merle @Merle01234]

mothers are the cornerstone of our society #gomariners

[maddie @pinkalicious789]

do u ever walk on the curb of the sidewalk to impress the people driving past so they think wow she has really good balance (i don’t do this just wondering)

[Merle @Merle01234]

Just found out the muppets are puppets #bloomsday #impissed

[Merle @Merle01234]

When you talk about trading candles for pool time #spochella

[Merle @Merle01234]

Did Starbucks get new ice

[Merle @Merle01234]

Why can’t you mobile deposit cash

[Merle @Merle01234]

Why are my eyebrows so thick. It’s annoying ok

[Merle @Merle01234]

Watching a basketball game rn, what sport is this?

[Merle @Merle01234]

@pinkyalicious69 @DelilahRos9558 What

[Princess Delulah @DelilahRos9558]

Shavasana can have my kids

[maddie @pinkalicious789]

mango lowk taste like lobster ha

[Merle @Merle01234]

One of my pet peeves is when there’s no hooks in a public bathroom or bathroom stall. Where am I supposed to put my purse 😔

[mikey @mikeyrob12]

The greatest crossover episode
that will never exist is if those guys who came to Scranton to film the commercial for Dunder Mifflin were actually Tim and Sam from Detroiters. Seeing Michael collab with those boys would be life changing

[Merle @Merle01234]

My step count is subjective okay

[irene @eneribehave]

Every time Wallace & Gromit is on I think about baby Gromit and I want to cry