MerleDevlin

Diogenes of Texas - El Bandito - The Rolling Thunder.
My friends call me Merle.
Death Row skipper, stowaway mongrel from the Oldham County. Matt Devlin Rules.

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More Abuse.
Yay!
#moreabuse

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First day of Kindergarten for this hoser like 500 years ago. Nice passive/aggressive bird, too.

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I need to go for a walk and weeck something.

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My buddy Arthur at work. Woe betide anyway dumbass fly buzzing around his window.
#ilovecats
#cats

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Up in this windowsill watching all these dipshits walking by staring at their phones. Sometimes I bark just to scare the bejeezus out of 'em. What have you done for America lately?

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Shoes are lame.

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Fireside Chats with Matt Devlin. Get some. https://t.co/Fb7T4drFE8

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Pretty sure my Lyft driver's drunk.
☆☆☆☆☆

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Just got a new stuffed animal made with Kevlar and I've already ripped it's damn arm off. Kevlar can suck it. Nothing gets between me and wrecking toys.
#kevlar
#dogsoftwitter
#baddog

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Sometimes when I'm napping I dream that I'm flying through Washington DC and not only can I smell the lies but I can see them, too. And it's not even weird.
Then I buzz the tower, bang out a steep spiral, stick the landing and piss on something.
Fuck yeah.

#dogsoftwitter

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AUBREY PLAZA FOR PRESIDENT.
Why do we even fuck around with these dingbat career pols? Give Aubrey the keys and shut up.

#AubreyPlaza

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Fetch yourself a Venice Salvage Christmas shirt and I won't bite you when I see you out in public.
https://t.co/67yfj3I0ZJ
#dogsoftwitter

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all the livelong day
been workin' on the railroad,
can't call out sick, though...?
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You'll soon know how valuable rail workers are if they dig in on this. 1 day of sick leave - that's bullshit.

#Railroadstrike
#haiku

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It's a beautiful chemtrail morning here in Hancock County, Maine.
#chemtrails
#dogsoftwitter

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LUCKY NUMBERS

FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN
EIGHT NINE TEN ELEVEN TWELVE
THIRTEEN ONE TWO THREE

#HAIKU
#dogsoftwitter

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You like the dark meat?
I bet you like the dark meat.
Happy Thanksgiving.

#dogsoftwitter
#haiku

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How is drinking a gallon of water a day such a major undertaking yet I can smash a 12 pack of High Life in one sitting and not even have to cock my leg?
Riddle me that.
#DogsofTwittter

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@RBReich That's a good one, Bob.
How you been, man?

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This Muskrat fella doesn't give a damn. It's like when I go to the dog park and start shit with all the fat, lazy, stupid mutts knowing full well I can just hop the fence & laugh at 'em safely from the other side because they're stuck there wallowing in their own feces. Dig?

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@ksorbs Not me, though. I'd demolish both those scumbags.