Merle the Squirrel

I’m a squirrel who hates fascists and the moderates who tolerate them. Save the trees, I need them for stuff. Don’t touch my nuts without my permission.

[Merle the Squirrel @MerleSquirrel]

Platner will win the Senate Seat in Maine this November.

[Merle the Squirrel @MerleSquirrel]

@PoshJhelps @dharnyyoung It is absolutely not standard to have the teams who are playing in the stadium stand in a row while dogs and high school dropouts in riot gear go through all their stuff you dipshit

[Merle the Squirrel @MerleSquirrel]

@vicodinlegend @burtoo I did work for a non-profit in McDowell county about 18 years ago and it’s wild that we allow such poverty to exist in this country. Some really incredible people live there, though.

[Merle the Squirrel @MerleSquirrel]

I know it’s super lib-shit to care about the sacrosanct but this legit just make me feel sad…

[The DC MD VA Live @TheDMVLive]

Photos of tonight’s press conference at the Lincoln Memorial via @ufc 👀

[Merle the Squirrel @MerleSquirrel]

@gmwvheel @exxhibit_c @ginsengaddict @queerBengali Ok well in case nobody has informed you, you’re a dipshit.

[Merle the Squirrel @MerleSquirrel]

@gmwvheel @exxhibit_c @ginsengaddict @queerBengali I didn’t even know I was a tankie

[Merle the Squirrel @MerleSquirrel]

@gmwvheel @exxhibit_c @ginsengaddict @queerBengali

[Merle the Squirrel @MerleSquirrel]

@NickyFrank30 @AjayJarret31000 Since Kerry?

My math isn’t the best but I count Obama twice and Biden, that’s 3…

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

This isn’t a success story.
This is the story of a system designed to allow the obscenely wealthy and powerful exploit taxpayers and the working class to transfer wealth to themselves, while the majority of Americans struggle to afford basic necessities.

[Merle the Squirrel @MerleSquirrel]

@NickyFrank30 @AjayJarret31000 And they lost to bush and now to Trump twice what’s your point?

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

All the people saying this were promoting Cuomo over Mamdani lol

[Merle the Squirrel @MerleSquirrel]

This is legitimately just too much. I’m gonna snap, dude.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

"Vote blue (or red) no matter who" is a bad heuristic; it's good to have some standards, otherwise you tend to be the sucker in the bet over the long run.

[Merle the Squirrel @MerleSquirrel]

This crash out is an all-timer tbh

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

I could still come in first if Mike Pence has the courage.

[Merle the Squirrel @MerleSquirrel]

@EmmaVigeland Are you going to wear this on the show 2moro?

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Commercial advertising, product placements, and corporate-sponsored promotions are explicitly prohibited on national parklands. The White House lawn is a unit of the National Park System. It also violates standard Anti-Vending and Solicitation Laws as well as misuse of public funds and government endorsement ethics. Everything this administration does spits in the face of our laws. Everything is a grift.

[Merle the Squirrel @MerleSquirrel]

It’s super awesome how CIA poster children are always talking about how we need “a new generation of Leaders” and they’re literally talking about just a new/younger generation of the same people and not actually for anything different.

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

NOTUS: Senator Elissa Slotkin (D-MI) endorses Rep. Angie Craig (D) for US Senate in Minnesota.

Sloktin: "The Democratic Party needs a new generation of leadership and we need more of those leaders to be from the Midwest – Angie Craig is both."

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

You were born in 2006.

[Danny Valdes @dvaldesnyc]

Zohran did public sports socialism and broke the curse

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

I think I broke this woman

[Monjula Ray 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥥 @queerBengali]

Unless platner is proposing to be really cruel to immigrants and women and queer people, there is an ocean of difference lmao

[Merle the Squirrel @MerleSquirrel]

Literally millions of grown ass adults are out there 100% believing they talk to god, my guy, is the idea of kids having imaginary friends really that hard for you to believe?

[napkin @napkinx3]

do a lot of people really have imaginary friends as kids or is it something popularised by media