Katie Merle

live tweeting life. If I wasn't me, I'd follow myself.
*All opinions expressed herein are my own & DON'T, in any way, necessarily reflect those of my employer.

[Katie Merle @MerleyKat]

Sometimes I try to talk to myself as if I'm visiting from the future. Like I've gotten thru this challenge and everything ends up okay.

[Katie Merle @MerleyKat]

A charming blend of comedy and tragedy. Very well done - very on brand for Rachel Bloom. Vulnerable and raw while silly and so, so true.

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

never trust a psychic
🎤 Rachel Bloom: Death, Let Me Do My Special is now playing only on Netflix

[Katie Merle @MerleyKat]

Watching your dog swim<swimming with your dog.
We've been sampling all the lakes but Cedar gets the biggest shout-out because pretty much everyone there usually likes dogs and wants a chance to throw the ball!

[Katie Merle @MerleyKat]

Not me finding out today that the Wallflowers are playing at Taste of MN

[Katie Merle @MerleyKat]

The videos of Hayley Williams during that Burning Down the House cover are elite.

[Katie Merle @MerleyKat]

Whatever happened to Shocktop?

[Katie Merle @MerleyKat]

The way Sabrina Carpenter sings "Muuther fucker" scratches my brain in an interior fold.

[Katie Merle @MerleyKat]

@IamRheanna @notgwendalupe This still gives me a good chuckle

[Katie Merle @MerleyKat]

@allliemariie @McDonalds Okay, but was there money on them?

[Katie Merle @MerleyKat]

The power of Oxy Clean is real and it takes adulthood to understand why Billy Mays spent so much time screaming about it.

[Katie Merle @MerleyKat]

The new moody, neo-noir miniseries on Netflix - Ripley. I was putting it off, but I'm very glad I've started it. It's hitting in every frame.

[Katie Merle @MerleyKat]

Happy Bicycle Day! Iykyk and you should.
Anyways, I'll be grooving to some local bluegrass bands tonight and slanging ciders for a good cause with my bests!

[Katie Merle @MerleyKat]

@jamesvmcmorrow out here dropping NEW MUSIC and they're raw, emotional, absolute bops. Just waiting on that Minneapolis tour stop date announcement.

STREAM:
https://t.co/gSRSCl6WDJ

[Katie Merle @MerleyKat]

Forever.

[Evil Stefano @EvilStefano]

@scde_de I don’t want to see any of these women or men in swim suits, golden bachelor cozy fall weekend would be better 🧥 👖

[Katie Merle @MerleyKat]

This tweet is in recognition of the person who printed the pictures of Epstein and Trump together and tucked them into various plants throughout the mpls skyway system. Nice.

[Katie Merle @MerleyKat]

When I execute simple functions in excel flawlessly I feel like a god. I can see why AI might get a little cocky.

[Katie Merle @MerleyKat]

Dolly Parton is the hottest cheerleader I have ever seen and the dressing was good this year.

[Katie Merle @MerleyKat]

"You don't even fucking open-mouth makeout. I already knew I didn't wanna marry you."

Is by far the best BiP quote I have ever heard.

[Katie Merle @MerleyKat]

Does anyone out there have a really good vacuum that they highly recommend for a home with pets? Should I just got to Target and buy the most expensive vaccum they have?
Send help.

[Katie Merle @MerleyKat]

For good reasons, without grievance.

Not for sport.