MerliMan

Professionally tired

[MerliMan @MerliDavid]

Went into a Five Guys for the first time with four other guys and yet there wasn’t a single table with enough chairs for five guys?

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

what part of "i need to save money" do i not understand

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

Cinema is a machine that generates empathy, which is why hardcore movie buffs are such famously kind and considerate people.

[𝐓 @tshegon_]

our 20s are so weird. i wasn’t prepared for all of this

[Chloe @chloidc]

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

[MerliMan @MerliDavid]

@starfire_444 I hope not

[MerliMan @MerliDavid]

Everytime I see the news of this it kills me a little inside

[Dan Marcus @Danimalish]

We survived the whole “Greig Fraser might shoot DUNE 3 instead of THE BATMAN 2” debacle to now arrive at “Greig Fraser will shoot 4 BEATLES movies instead of THE BATMAN 2.”

[MerliMan @MerliDavid]

Saw a roach in my bathroom last night so I grabbed him, threw in my toilet, pissed on him, and flushed him

[🛸Dan 10K🛸 @DanBoyWonder]

Superman releasing during what could be the worst week of my life

[alfie @alfienxo]

i’m tired of things costing money

[MerliMan @MerliDavid]

Thinking if I should have a 100 kids and tell them the 100 men vs 1 gorilla trend was actually a prophecy for them

[MerliMan @MerliDavid]

@Dexerto Is he gonna start talking to people his age

[MerliMan @MerliDavid]

@supermilobros

[MerliMan @MerliDavid]

@DiscussingFilm We are so back

[Pablo Von🔌 @VonGeez_]

Bring back $5 Chinese food, $600 apartments & $20 full tanks

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

starting the second half of your sandwich is like hell yeah baby let’s run it back

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world bitch

[Barto @bartonovopolis]

This shit hits like crack

[MerliMan @MerliDavid]

@bdawg05111