🧙‍♂️🦉~Big Merl~💎⚖️

Disgruntled Sub Vet 🇺🇸Financial sorcerer |Sold my soul for alpha|Bought it back cheaper |Archimedes keeps the books, I keep the profits.

[🧙‍♂️🦉~Big Merl~💎⚖️ @MerlinKnew]

I’m telling you right now—everything happens for a reason.

Not long ago, I got rugged twice in a row on $Peepo and $Smol. Brutal. One of those rugs even cost me someone I thought was a friend—turns out he was just another lowlife scammer. Met him through @TheCryptoDaddi’s Telegram (shoutout to Daddi though, genuinely solid dude).

When I sold my bag before it went straight to zero, I got attacked by the cult for “not holding.” Meanwhile, the devs were slow-rugging the whole thing. Later found out one of them—Roger Malcom the 3rd—has pulled this scam seven or eight times. I was blamed for a 90% crash when I sold 1% of the supply. You can’t make this up.

Then came $Peepo, same story—looked fun until it went downhill fast. I had about $70 left in my wallet. Grinded it to $200, threw in another $650, and somehow stumbled into Moltbook. Next thing I know, the chart’s going vertical. I went from nothing to $60K overnight, took profits, and watched as the Claw agents started launching. Something about $Clawnch felt different, so I YOLO’d $25K and went to bed.
Woke up at 3:33 AM with $130,000 staring back at me.

Life is good. Moral of the story: don’t be a piece of shit, don’t hate on people chasing their wins, and karma really does come full circle.
If you’re tired of toxic chats and just want to chill, shoot the shit, and make money with good people—DM me

[Mind Infestation @Infesting_Mind]

Nothing's perfect. And that's the beauty of life...

[🧙‍♂️🦉~Big Merl~💎⚖️ @MerlinKnew]

solana:HAsTKXYvv65zM7J6Cu5o5PcZsiKMQYo5oz4WPjgqwP6k

[Ansem 🐂🀄️ @blknoiz06]

@gr3gor14n jeff

[🧙‍♂️🦉~Big Merl~💎⚖️ @MerlinKnew]

Someone asked Ansem who was gonna save CT when everything was dead.
He just said “Jeff.”
Now Jeff’s a cat that launched straight on Raydium. No bonding curve. No launchpad games. Burned half himself and still doesn’t care.
“He’s just jeff.” Stares at the chart. Won’t explain the pump.
Volume’s been cooking. MC still early for the lore.
Dev’s a serial launcher but previous ones didn’t die, LP’s locked, half the supply already gone.
jeff doesn’t tweet.
jeff stares.
solana:HAsTKXYvv65zM7J6Cu5o5PcZsiKMQYo5oz4WPjgqwP6k

[🧙‍♂️🦉~Big Merl~💎⚖️ @MerlinKnew]

@USAdoggo That’s his own fault

[IvjoR_AI @Ivanjo439]

🍄🎤🎶❤️‍🔥🥥

[🧙‍♂️🦉~Big Merl~💎⚖️ @MerlinKnew]

@senseitbro @Larpcheckbot solana:3w2TvVmTrtq4kSkoFVrTFQgz6MX7ThzDVrx9r5c3pump

[Hyper Inu @HyperInupf]

NYSE owner ICE is loooooooong on $HYPE
Perpetual futures to regulated US markets. EARLY

[🧙‍♂️🦉~Big Merl~💎⚖️ @MerlinKnew]

Stay solana:3w2TvVmTrtq4kSkoFVrTFQgz6MX7ThzDVrx9r5c3pump my fiends

[Pump.fun Ecosystem @PumpfunEco]

Just 2 hours after @PoorGoat_ called $HI, his callout is already up 11x!

He's now up over $31,000!

[🧙‍♂️🦉~Big Merl~💎⚖️ @MerlinKnew]

@HyperInupf

[🧙‍♂️🦉~Big Merl~💎⚖️ @MerlinKnew]

Inu cycle.
HYPE cycle.
Hyper Inu cycle.
$HI just launched and the tape is already screaming. Volume running 4-5x the market cap, thousands of holders in hours, paired straight into HYPE.
The dog put on the visor and hit the portal. Walking is for bears.

[CatProcessingUnit @CPUCat]

Just relax. Let things play out.

Good things take time. 🐱⚡

$CPU

[MASTR @MastrXYZ]

You’re all fucking insane.

Do you really think building another launchpad is a good idea?

At this rate, we’ll soon have more launchpads than tokens with a market cap above $100K.

Start separating the wheat from the chaff and invest in projects that offer more than the ability to launch yet another useless token with a single click.

1. https://t.co/QXqoP4WBTM
2. https://t.co/fXdi50XpDB / https://t.co/jN24OXLPlN
3. Raydium LaunchLab
4. Jupiter Studio
5. Bags
6. https://t.co/paxfV7E7VI
7. Clanker
8. Pons
9. https://t.co/J27CFS3ixd
10. Virtuals Protocol
11. Bankr
12. StonkFun
13. Zora
14. Meteora DBC
15. Moonshot
16. Believe
17. Boop
18. SunPump
19. FOMO
20. DAO Maker
21. Polkastarter
22. Seedify
23. Kommunitas
24. Binance Launchpad
25. Binance Wallet / Alpha
26. CoinList
27. Fjord Foundry
28. Legion
29. Uniswap CCA
30. MetaDAO
31. Backable
32. ChainGPT Pad
33. Ember Network
34. KingdomStarter
35. Jupiter LFG
36. Ape Terminal
37. BlastUp
38. BRC App
39. BRCStarter
40. Crypto Hub
41. Dappad+
42. DeFi Accelerator
43. DexCheck Pad
44. Eclipse Fi
45. Elixir Launcher
46. Finceptor
47. MOBY
48. Moon App
49. Octavia Ventures
50. OpenPad
51. Ordify
52. Oxbull
53. People’s Alliance
54. Raiser
55. SeaPad
56. SidusPad
57. Trailblaze
58. Unicorn Hunter
59. BSClaunch
60. Spores Network
61. BSCPad
62. ETHPad
63. BullStarter
64. Poolz Finance
65. Red Kite
66. KuCoin Spotlight
67. Bybit Launchpad
68. OKX Jumpstart
69. https://t.co/X2CwSdWVSo Startup
70. Coinbase Token Sales
71. TokenFi
72. PAID Ignition
73. Enjinstarter
74. PinkSale
75. Echo Launchpad
76. PancakeSwap Launchpad
77. Sonar Crypto Launchpad
78. Coin Terminal Launchpad
79. Capital Launchpad
80. eesee
81. Kraken Launch
82. Pump Mayhem
83. Heaven
84. TokenMill V2
85. Moonit
86. https://t.co/OGSubupwdJ
87. https://t.co/MaKPlZDNV2
88. Circus
89. Dealr
90. OhFuckFun
91. PrintFun
92. Trend
93. https://t.co/wrQNWgjYEL
94. xApple
95. Sendshot
96. DubDub
97. cults
98. OpenGameProtocol
99. https://t.co/vY1Kz7k5XR
100. Printr
101. Coinbarrel
102. Blowfish
103. MeMoo
104. Metaplex
105. Scale
106. Eitherway
107. https://t.co/BOdcvzW4mn
108. EasyA Kickstart
109. Doppler
110. https://t.co/qrXcvxkKDY
111. https://t.co/Crgmdl8jvB
112. https://t.co/SS4HR6Eddm
113. https://t.co/I3isCa7oax
114. https://t.co/jNpWGNwhmE
115. https://t.co/DMnwD2fogj
116. Baseapp
117. ArenaTrade
118. Meteora Alpha Vault
119. Kumbaya
120. https://t.co/7OMzCThZdq
121. Sushi Launch
122. Liquid
123. Noice
124. Flaunch
125. Livo
126. NOXA Fun
127. https://t.co/pT0IY8dWYH
128. https://t.co/5rTwZA8L4X
129. Genius
130. Peach
131. LONG
132. https://t.co/aDdf1fvkx7
133. https://t.co/u1TMiuSki3
134. Tolly
135. Launchfair
136. Argus
137. Faze
138. Lift
139. Flywheel
140. Realm
141. c8ntinuum
142. https://t.co/P8YpJPsEW4
143. Pools
144. LetsCash
145. BaseStonk
146. Umia
147. XPad
148. XPadLaunch
149. Feedpad
150. Mint Club
151. Wavebreak (Orca)
152. TrustPad
153. DaoStarter
154. Synapse Network
155. MoonStarter
156. ChainBoost
157. BHero
158. WeWay
159. Magic Square
160. Launchpool
161. Tenset
162. SingularityDAO
163. xLaunchpad
164. Zelwin Finance
165. FireStarter
166. Huostarter
167. SagaPad
168. AlphaMind
169. BiFinance
170. Coinstore
171. Futardio
172. RWA Inc
173. P2B Launchpad
174. Solanium
175. RevShare
176. JustSendit
177. Sapling
178. Rapid Launch
179. Bordrless
180. https://t.co/ub4TUCPF0m
181. Anoncoin
182. Squeeze
183. Smithii
184. https://t.co/K0juHbWV54
185. Gate Fun
186. CakePad
187. ZNS Launchpad
188. PumpSpace
189. IceCreamSwap Launchpad
190. QuickLaunch Bot
191. Bitpanda Spotlight
192. StonkBrokers
193. Sentry
194. ArrowPad
195. https://t.co/RE1Ma6psoz
196. https://t.co/DKSYcp6OcZ
197. https://t.co/tY3NlVt4bp
198. https://t.co/ptCJ6GwpOZ
199. RaiseHood
200. PerpsHood
201. Ponzu
202. Frontier
203. Froth
204. Peeps
205. Hookers
206. Pairex
207. MerryForge
208. Unihood
209. PairYard
210. Pyre
211. RobinSeed
212. pez
213. Frenlaunch
214. RallyPad
215. AlfaClub
216. https://t.co/Dlp8XqNbeL
217. Mosh
218. https://t.co/KdiXtHXhlr
219. Torch
220. DegenZone
221. Starter Labs
222. BullPerks
223. GamesPad
224. GameFi
225. Listpad
226. PattiePump
227. PattiePad
228. OKX Wallet
229. Jupiter DTF
230. Curated
231. https://t.co/R6bflrD8rK Institutional
232. TransFi Token Listing
233. TrustSwap
234. GameZone
235. TruePNL
236. DuckSTARTER
237. Camelot
238. Bounce
239. ZENDIT
240. CardStarter
241. BinStarter
242. AcceleRaytor
243. Impossible Finance
244. Infinity Pad
245. GAGARIN
246. DAOLaunch
247. OccamRazer
248. Babylons
249. Avalaunch
250. Gamestarter
251. LaunchZone
252. CyberFi
253. ZeroSwap
254. IXIR
255. GenPad
256. Krystal GO
257. StarLaunch
258. WeStarter
259. TorkPad
260. PolkaBridge
261. RazrFi
262. Infinite Launch
263. GameStation
264. A2DAO
265. FantomStarter
266. KOIStarter
267. Roseon Finance
268. Lightning
269. TronPad
270. Vent Finance
271. KickPAD
272. Scaleswap
273. Gnosis Auction
274. Balancer LBPs
275. LuaStarter
276. Uplift
277. RoadStarter
278. Catapult
279. Lemonade
280. PEAKDEFI
281. StepLaunch
282. FinLaunch
283. AptosLaunch
284. Convergence Finance
285. SpinTop
286. Lighthouse
287. TrustFi
288. AvaXlauncher
289. Iskra
290. BSCStation
291. Decubate
292. Agentlauncher
293. ALEX
294. BakerySwap
295. Banana Market
296. Bitget Wallet
297. Buidlpad
298. Bybit Web3
299. Cetus
300. FLYBTC
301. Fount
302. https://t.co/X2CwSdWVSo Inscription Launchpad
303. Gems
304. Hooked
305. Layer3
306. LeverPro
307. MerlinStarter
308. Musk Dao
309. NovaSeeds
310. SeaFi
311. Starship
312. TonUp
313. TurtSat
314. Up10
315. UXUY
316. Tokensoft
317. Republic
318. SwissBorg
319. Graphite Protocol
320. Stockereum
321. https://t.co/rTu9uTgko8
322. Sugar
323. Huobi Primelist
324. AscendEX
325. BitMart
326. MEXC
327. ProBit IEO
328. Bitget
329. Poloniex LaunchBase
330. CoinMetro Invest
331. ByTrade
332. OceanEx
333. LBank
334. EXMO
335. DigiFinex
336. Bitfinex
337. AngelONE
338. BigONE
339. Dex-Trade Launchpad
340. HashKey Global
341. Indoex Launchpad
342. LATOKEN
343. WE-Launch
344. Websea
345. XT Launchpad

[The silence of the Krakow sausage @justbelikemoss]

не хочу работать 10 часов в день даже за деньги, хочу быть ей, но...

[Machine.fun @machinedotfun]

We’ve teased for long enough.

MachineFun goes live within the next 48 hours.

[Lilly @lillyonpump]

Got a package for my neighbor @a1lon9 today.

Didn’t ask questions. Probably better that way…

[JOKAMRREDPILLZ @JOKAQARMY1]

The Rat 🐀 Race 🏁 they have the world in.

[Swaggy @SolanaSwaggy]

🚨 LEAKED footage of the new South Park episode: Alon behind the scenes of the Kimchi rug.

[Shane Gillis @Shanemgillis]

The Weathermen @Kalshi

[🧙‍♂️🦉~Big Merl~💎⚖️ @MerlinKnew]

@anonchain

[Levi @liltechnomancer]

GM solana:412ECWXN3jGbd1kn8ck7eeupWttkmrFkNm9JqfAzpump heads 🍄

Fungi 0.3 lands tonight. ~2,500 commits since 0.2.

New day, new tek

🖥 Shiitake in your terminal: npm i -g @fungi.computer/spore, run fungi, sign in with the Claude or ChatGPT plan you already pay for

��� Agents ask before big moves. Approve, refuse, or set what they can always do

🔗 Link your own machines to Fungi; agents pass work across them

📦 Point Fungi at a repo → it builds the app on a throwaway computer and installs it

⚡ Trellis workflows that run themselves on a Git push or a webhook

🔑 One Keys screen; removing a member removes their keys

🎬 Prints: pick your video size; agents get a cloud browser, billed by the second

🛑 Disable an App and it stops right away

📚 One docs site for all 40 open-source packages: docs dot fungi dot computer

Final security review running now. Open source. Community funded. No VC.