Woody GG Allen

Autistic wizard with a “barely average” sized penis even though I have the powers to make it much bigger. I like making race car noises on buses and trains.

[Woody GG Allen @MerlinWayans]

@lukefrombyu That’s why it’s called the small house.

[Woody GG Allen @MerlinWayans]

@0ceanblueeyes22 You show great weakness.

[Woody GG Allen @MerlinWayans]

@GeriPerna Cunt! See it’s fine

[Woody GG Allen @MerlinWayans]

@TheGBCoach The silver dome

[Woody GG Allen @MerlinWayans]

@AustinCooper90 @BluthCapital Wrong, it’s double sided tape you fool.

[Woody GG Allen @MerlinWayans]

@Maya_X_0 People no longer exist silly, only AI.

[Woody GG Allen @MerlinWayans]

@luisjgomez officer doggy!

[Art’s Hall of Shame 🚨 @ArtThePatriot_]

Everyone is feeling the fatigue

[Woody GG Allen @MerlinWayans]

@Real_JFK_Jr_ A few years earlier her brother jumped cause he had to make iPhones.

[Woody GG Allen @MerlinWayans]

@onceuponatyme07 @Bruno_Attal_ Just another retarded noodle head.

[Woody GG Allen @MerlinWayans]

@SonsofJohnnieLe They’re called stealth bombers for a reason buddy.

[Woody GG Allen @MerlinWayans]

@HardFactorPat @BestBuy Fuck you @BestBuy

[Woody GG Allen @MerlinWayans]

@OnceOverCayley Sounds like this judge never heard of the famous case of Rambo v Sheriff Teasle. Aka “They drew first blood”. What an idiot!

[Woody GG Allen @MerlinWayans]

@SonRanto Regular season and playoff baseball are played completely different, but you’re too stupid to know that. I will light a candle for you tonight.

[Woody GG Allen @MerlinWayans]

@ajpierzynski12 Hope you’re doing the a
ALCS. It would kill people.

[Woody GG Allen @MerlinWayans]

@KcCrane_ @KenWo4LiFe Best answer. Place would fucking explode!!

[Woody GG Allen @MerlinWayans]

@SonRanto @MichaelPByrne1 Perfect place for a long nap… just a friendly suggestion.

[Woody GG Allen @MerlinWayans]

@AltuveEnjoyer 🤣🤣🤣 your team can’t win without cheating!! Hope you’re a Texans fan too!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[Woody GG Allen @MerlinWayans]

@WillChiarucci

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@Shady_Justin @DraftKings Keep it that way you salty bitch.

[Woody GG Allen @MerlinWayans]

@buttpresident @mikerecine You’ve been bitch slapped too many times. I will light a candle for you.