Merlin the Wizard

Founder of Scifientology.

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RT for Presiden’t

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What if my SSD stays hard more than 4 hours?

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@totinos pls notice me senpai https://t.co/DswWwCzwbs

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At the end of the day, the only thing that matters is how many pizza rolls you can fit in your mouth while simultaneously subduing the pain.

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@DreamCrazzy Live your dreams

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@orinknight about to kill some Koreans. Small world. That's funny on two levels because Koreans are small.

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Twitter - because your parents are on Facebook.

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Happy New Year
#Hello2016 #FMD https://t.co/AgFkMatYow

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New Years resolution #64: play Mambo #5 every day until you die

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Damn girl are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet because I'm not feeling u right now but I see u over there doing u and I respect that 🍕🔑

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Wear your headphones at work and people still talk to you...plug them into a bible and you'll be left alone all day.

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EARLY MORNING GRIND 🔥🔥🔥
SAVAGE AF 🔑🔑🔑
#SUCCESS

*actually just sitting in front of a laptop with some coffee*

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It's awesome we're all made of star stuff and even more awesome that pizza is too so there's definitely a pizza planet somewhere

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@IZEDNECK jesus is that for Stevie Wonder??

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NO I DON'T WATCH TV
-Guy who spends 12 hours a day on the internet

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Watching people play video games is stupid but HERE I GO TO WATCH SOME GUYS PLAY A GAME WITH A BALL TOTALLY DIFFERENT BRO

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@IZEDNECK

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Too late for that, wouldn't you say? 😆 https://t.co/Omc84vbfUI

[Stefan Komlos @5tefanK]

@Merlins_Magic Gosh..now you ruined that surprised.. Well @Hi_MynameisJen, looks like we have to move on to Plan B!

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@5tefanK @Hi_MynameisJen trick question: you actually have a time machine and plan on a 3000BC birth...Im on to you

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Popeye I got you a watch for Christmas oh goddamit

[Chris / RockNRollGeek @rocknrollgeek]

3 years ago today we all died during the end of the world apocolypse as predicted by the mayans. #NeverForget