Merlot Hampton

Live tweeting during any Bravo reality show while drinking a Chenin-Chardonnay is my absolute jam. “You’re beautiful, I’m gorgeous.” -Dr. @wendyosefo

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Vicki just wrote my entire bio. #RHOC

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Art dealer guy is thheeeeee worrrrrrssttttttt 🤬🤬🤬 #LoveIsBlind

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Dropping my kindergartener off at daycare on a PA day when she’s too young to realize she could have just stayed home with me all day and instead I get to bop out to @DJclymaxxx on @KiSS925 in peace

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Jeramy getting himself cozy in Laura’s trap. 👏👏👏 #FAFO #loveisblind #LoveIsBlind6 #LoveIsBlindS6 @LoveisBlindShow

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Still trying to figure out why we’re expected to care about Crystal’s random brother… #RHOBH

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Touchet 😂🤣 #RHOSLC #RHOSLCReunion

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@WhatCrappens So
Much
Bronzer.

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@johndev47391291 Tell us what you were like in high school using movie characters only... #Jawbreaker

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How much of this decor will end up in a landfill in two weeks? 🙄 “Holiday Decor at Dubrow 90210” Imagine having all that money and spending it like THIS. Gross. @WhatCrappens @BenMandelker @RonnieKaram

https://t.co/9PjaqPFjMT

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Who here has a room with a bathtub in it? #RHOSLC

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Marysol’s all-white confessional look is serving puppet show. That dress is so ill-fitted, it’s like her arms can barely move. #RHOM

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@Burkeeboy

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@RealEmirHan And yes, I’m like a million inappropriate years too old to have felt that way.

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Ashley, please… 🙄 #RHOP

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@johndev47391291 I mean… both have a sort of notoriety for doing both things badly. Are we shocked?

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Yes, @WendyOsefo 🙌 💯 You can be all about women’s empower and still know when someone is a lost cause and not worth a moment of your time. She’s a DOCTOR, not a MARTYR. #RHOP

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@TheRHPolls @ErinLichy @BravoTV @Andy A sleeping pill in human form.

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@johndev47391291

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What sounds more disgusting than a lobster enchilada? Monica’s mom in a public place where cameras are actively filming her. #RHOSLC

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@DannyPellegrino Do you think he says and still says, “Who’s the boss?” in bed?

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