𝓣𝓸𝓻𝔂𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮

✨𝕷𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑✨

[𝓣𝓸𝓻𝔂𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 @MermaidKissess]

are you joking me?🥹

[𝓣𝓸𝓻𝔂𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 @MermaidKissess]

i love when his face goes like 🥴

[𝓣𝓸𝓻𝔂𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 @MermaidKissess]

so many clips of when life gives you tangerines on my tik tok fyp— and I cry at almost every single one..

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postpartum recovery and the newborn trenches got me like:

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raymond edward pasch arrived at 4:46pm on 12/27.

i am so in love. he truly is perfection<3

[𝓣𝓸𝓻𝔂𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 @MermaidKissess]

my gma is sending me buttermilk pie— it’s an xmas miracle

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fuck my chungus life

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this is my second batch of candied pecans i’ve made within one week..

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well guess i’m gonna start Mad Men..

[𝓣𝓸𝓻𝔂𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 @MermaidKissess]

tina belcher core

[𝓣𝓸𝓻𝔂𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 @MermaidKissess]

hating xmas and my due date is december 23rd is ironic.

[𝓣𝓸𝓻𝔂𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 @MermaidKissess]

i like to pretend that i am a queen in tudor times, and if i don’t give my husband a heir.. i will beheaded.

[𝓣𝓸𝓻𝔂𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 @MermaidKissess]

zack and i finished watching yellowstone last night.. im gonna miss beth’s crazy ass.

[𝓣𝓸𝓻𝔂𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 @MermaidKissess]

my cousins step brother is getting a phone call from joe exotic tonight.. after thanksgiving dinner.. help me think of a question to ask him.

[𝓣𝓸𝓻𝔂𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 @MermaidKissess]

buuut my OB did tell me not to even check/worry about my blood sugars tomorrow/friday—
so suck it gestational diabetes !(•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑

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being 35 weeks pregnant and sick before thanksgiving got me like:

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rewatching wicked for the millionth time, to get ready for wicked: for good tonight!🩷💚

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🫰🏽🫰🏽🫰🏽🫰🏽🫰🏽

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saturday got me like: