Mandy jkp

FAU 2018. 3 minutes late to everything. Can I pet your dog?

[Mandy jkp @Mermandy615]

Apparently when I was a baby I used to take off my pants and refused to wear them. 21 years later and nothing has changed.

[Mandy jkp @Mermandy615]

@CrumblCookies Hot take: our crumbl Wednesday tradition at work gets me through the week

[Mandy jkp @Mermandy615]

All I want for Christmas is my gross pay.

[Mandy jkp @Mermandy615]

The unappreciated hero’s in this world are the people who post the lyrics in the comment section of a music video.

[Mandy jkp @Mermandy615]

@rachelcorinne Get yourself a high yield savings account. I use an American Express high yield account

[Mandy jkp @Mermandy615]

@rachelcorinne Is it a high yield savings account? What’s you APY?

[Mandy jkp @Mermandy615]

@jjjulia__ ARE YOU AND CARTER ENGAGED?!?! 😍😍😍

[Elyon Adede @TheElleyy]

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Crochet sweater handmade by me🥺💕

[Mandy jkp @Mermandy615]

@kingofthedonies @thiquevic

[Mandy jkp @Mermandy615]

@rachelcorinne How does your child have perfect teeth

[Mandy jkp @Mermandy615]

@SimoneGiertz can you make a robot that applies lotion to a sunburnt back? Currently alone and my back is in fire. Please help.

[Brooke Meyers @brooke_meyers]

Just saw a girl on tik tok say that she’s a “foster girlfriend” because she dates men until they find their forever homes and I’ve been dying laughing for the last half hour because I’ve never felt so called out in my life

[Mandy jkp @Mermandy615]

@jjjulia__ And if you ever need someone to talk to, Im here for you literally any time. You got this babe ❤️

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

Don’t forget to leave milk n cookies out tonight.

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

I saw an online tutorial about how to make masks from old clothes, so I cut up this old pair of shorts! I had to hand sew it, and it came out too small, but it's not bad for a first try! What do you think?

[RelatableGirlyGirlStuff @relatablegirlyx]

my biggest flex is not having a nicotine addiction

[Mandy jkp @Mermandy615]

Everyone do yourselves a favor and throw a few gummy bears in your glass of white wine. #YoureWelcome

[Mandy jkp @Mermandy615]

@rachelcorinne Shoulda worn weights in your pocket when you did your first weigh in

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Attention: Will the owners of a blue planet with plate tectonics please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.