Maren Anne Zangara

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. -Steve Martin.

[Maren Anne Zangara @MernAMartin]

@bvillll This is why I don’t tweet

[Maren Anne Zangara @MernAMartin]

Why dark Vader so mad?

[Maren Anne Zangara @MernAMartin]

@bvillll Omg I smelled it wrong. Darth******

[Maren Anne Zangara @MernAMartin]

Nothing better than hearing my roomba work while I am comatose in bed.

[caeley @CaeleyJessica]

White women and beach themed bathrooms go together like peanut butter and jelly

[VICE News @VICENews]

It might be time to cull the world’s largest invasive species: Pablo Escobar’s cocaine hippos. The rapidly reproducing hippos have taken over Colombia’s waterways, poisoning wildlife with their toxic urine, scientists say. But not everyone can agree on what to do with them. #VWN

[Jess Goodwin @thejessgoodwin]

The way Jessica Walter could make you laugh with just a look 😭

[Maren Anne Zangara @MernAMartin]

Ew

[Alice Gray @AliceJaneGray]

I applied for a dog today. This is the story in four parts.

I’m actually speechless.

[Maren Anne Zangara @MernAMartin]

Currently sitting in the airport listening to some 19 year old tell a 60 year old that this Covid stuff is fake and that’s he’s heading to ft Lauderdale to party.....

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Me when my dad is explaining taxes for the 837th time

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday I want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard

[Maren Anne Zangara @MernAMartin]

Why am I the absolute worst at texting but fabulous at responding to emails ¿

[Maren Anne Zangara @MernAMartin]

I can’t even get my dog to stay

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

https://t.co/wdg5MZaGT0

[Maren Anne Zangara @MernAMartin]

I just really need to live under a heat lamp

[Maren Anne Zangara @MernAMartin]

@AlaskaAir Ok well, your airlines has us boarded on a completely full flight, literally no seat open, I almost feel like a sardine right now on this tiny plane, we’re also delayed sitting on the runway. Why board us and have us sit so close to one another? ☹️

[Maren Anne Zangara @MernAMartin]

@AlaskaAir really not pulling through today! Delay after delay today!! 🙃

Will be flying delta next