cosmic

system is fucked!

[Kipchumba @KibandaScholar]

'as fuck' is the most versatile unit of measurement.

[Rwakiii🤍🩶 @MercyKirwa4]

Watu wa buying milk is cheaper than feeding a cow mtauliwa na mchele.. Tumia huyo girlfriend 2k urgently please 🤣

[PATO™ @PatoKech]

Kuna talking stage nimeanza mahali na all of a sudden my long distance girlfriend ameanza kunicall daily..hawa waschana wanajua kunusia kitu wajameni.

[Allan.exe @skueed_]

"Men don't need makeups to feel confident" amechora hairline na dye

[._salim_. @Mwendwa_manu]

kwa hio flyover ya mbagathi kuna writing inasema "don't fly, just drive"
I'm sure they called him a madman

[Jayden™ @SirGlavan_]

Uzuri ya petite babes ukimkatia vile alikua anakaa na nguo ndio the same same way utamuona akikua bila nguo

But kuna hii breed ingine wacha tu😂

[Kijana Ya Ghetto @kijana_ghetto]

the more you have the more you want and it never ends.

[Ms_Miriti @MsMiriti]

You want me to believe in karma when the Kenyattas entire bloodline has been rich since 1850😂

[Misspreety 🤪 @Misspreety17]

Kuna dem Amesema alikua amekaa kando ya chali flani kwa matt aka offer kumlipia fare ,Msupa aka smile akifikiria ni pretty privilege kumbe ni chali alikua amemuibia simu so hakutaka aangalie bag yake apate Hana simu😂😂😂😂😂😂Nimeisha..

[X-WEEP @x_weeep]

Nzioka Muli ukisoma tweets zake utadhani ni wazimu kumbe anajuwa pattern recognition

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Ruto amefanya hadi nianze kutake nzioka muli seriously

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

They scrapped Linda mama and replaced it with Omba mama 🚮🚮

[~Agamemnon In Schiaparelli ⚡🦋✨•••• @Ciku_Yegon]

My heart breaks for those girls at Utumishi 💔💔💔.......every day there are multiple tragedies in this country on how we have failed our kids

[Nakuru Icon @Real_Icon_]

I always knew Ruto's presidency would a disaster in this country but I never anticipated it would be this much

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Celebration ya wantam ya Kasongo will be more massive than Arsenal’s win celebrations. We can do it for a whole month.

We’ve been through a lot.

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

Please celebrate Ruto for the following.

1. Giving passports to RSF-linked individuals
2. The 2024/2025 abduction
3. SHA scandals, looted billions, and ghost hospitals
4. Making university education unaffordable
5. The killing of hundreds of young people in 2024/2025
6. Attempts to control and intimidate the media
7. Higher taxation and economic pressure on citizens
8. Ghost schools and failing public institutions
9. A failing health sector
10. Privatization of key state corporations
11. State capture of the judiciary
12. Growing unconstitutionalism and disregard for the rule of law
13. Tough economic status resulting to femicide and pedicide.

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[Juma @JmJuma1]

The party which impeached Gachagua over tribalism allegations has refused to fire Hassan Omar.🤡🤡