Merrill Markoe

Writer.Graphic novel audio:THE INDIGNITIES of BEING A WOMAN SUBSTACK

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@greggwmitchell Thank you Gregg. That is so kind.

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I left. You can now find me at @merrillmarkoe.bsky.social under my controversial nom de plum Merrill Markoe. Or on my beloved (free) substack page https://t.co/RkqTxFvTyg . Join me, won't you?

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Like many others, this site has now grossed me out one time too many. I tried to hang on. The editorial overview is too grim. You can find me now at https://t.co/wfaIfuqanU or the site where I actually write pieces: https://t.co/6OVO6is3Ht

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@larainenewman May I suggest a trip to Costco. Since they started their Christmas displays in July, they should be an Easter wonderland by now.

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@GregBernhard @ElayneBoosler Haaaa.

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Well lookee here. Hahaha. I finally beat Aristophanes.

[Most Recommended Books @mrb_reads]

"Cool, Calm & Contentious" by @Merrillmarkoe made it to our list of the best #humor books of all time!
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@ElayneBoosler Tell that to Euripides.

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@mrtonymartin Thank you. From me. And from my mother, who thankfully was not alive to read them.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

THREAD: Despite the overwhelming support for telling my story, I want to address some of the pushback I've received from Republicans on this site. First, "This is pure propaganda. Florida has exceptions for rape. You support killing babies so much you’re willing to lie to unsuspecting people about it." 1/

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@michaelianblack @OhNoSheTwitnt Ahh. I have made a note of it.

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Have none of these Trump supporters ever been on a date? The very first thing you learn is 'When a man tells you something weird, BELIEVE HIM."https://t.co/1FNctwfLL5

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A powerful song about now, by Stevie Nicks, last night on SNL. You definitely can not say Stevie Nicks didn't warn you. https://t.co/5Rqns451y0

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

This is the best thing I’ve seen all week.

The music goes so well.

Note: Someone edited this, but it’s awesome.

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@Gluonsrule Sauteed stuff with noodles. A recipe I reinvent every night!

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Every day T**** and his creepy running mate keep bad mouthing immigrants, forgetting about all the great stuff. Like markets full of unfamiliar foods like Flour Stick which is also my nominee for Best Slogan on a Package in 2024. "Once tasted.Ever Wanted." Maybe best slogan ever.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

NEW: Part Two of the audio version of the immunity brief is out. BINGEABLE CONTENT. You can listen to Jack Smith’s immunity brief while taking a walk or while you’re on the treadmill. Please share widely! It’s free!! https://t.co/N8HlMpfuLF

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@mcdonaldcomedy Ooooops. My bad!