Jessica

hustlin' in the A

[$('𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞').𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 @dope_projects]

80% of republicans favored Kamala Harris policies over Trumps in a blind polling.

So, let’s be abundantly clear…It was not about policy.

[Big Nasty ☭ @keepaustinnasty]

The fact that the USA is about to execute an innocent citizen - they know is innocent, the DA now says is innocent, the evidence proves he is innocent, should be enough for everyone to tear the system down.

Marcellus Williams could be any of us.
Marcellus Williams is all of us.

[Jay Wamsted @JayWamsted]

Tim Walz is proof that teaching prepares you to do just about any career

If you can teach school you can be a star anywhere

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

It’s actually pretty damn simple: Vote for Kamala Harris and you never have to think about Donald Trump ever again, for the rest of your life.

[Jessica @MerrillyJess]

@rachelmillman surely he meant “smoking gun” (I was hung up on this too 🥲)

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

ah so you think we republicans are “weird”? no we simply want to use the power of the state to track your menstrual cycle

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

Vance was a great pick, every day some old video of him giving a speech in a basement surfaces where it sounds like he’s reading the manifesto of a school shooter

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

ive looked at the data and crunched the numbers and republicans biggest weakness heading into the final stretch is that theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

[julia reinstein 🚡 @juliareinstein]

cannot imagine bigger loser energy than proudly not being psyched about the eclipse. it's one of the coolest days there is to live on earth! grow up and get a sense of wonder and whimsy!!!!

[Jessica @MerrillyJess]

It’s a Wonderful Life bravely posits that people in wheelchairs can also be assholes

[Jessica @MerrillyJess]

v important I keep this account to tweet out nonsense like this every 6-8 mos

[Jessica @MerrillyJess]

My submission to the emoji committee: a clown face with sunglasses

[Jessica @MerrillyJess]

@URGReplyGuy @ViperX83 @JDBJDBJDB_ @gracecamille_ One of my life’s small, petty joys is getting Gladwell apologists to listen to this podcast and then watching their worlds crumble

https://t.co/7jioGinga7

[Jessica @MerrillyJess]

@CadyTMac proud of my past self 😭

[Jessica @MerrillyJess]

I just *know* that if I were ever on the Jumbotron at a sporting event, i would really shine

[Jessica @MerrillyJess]

@CadyTMac omg I have no memory of this?? but that … tracks

[Jessica @MerrillyJess]

@rgay @JenniferLWrites

[Jessica @MerrillyJess]

@nickdevlin the tables are how she buys her house

[Jessica @MerrillyJess]

@csittenfeld when I tell you I have been looking forward to this book for MONTHS

[Jessica @MerrillyJess]

there is nothing less funny than a man who claims to be funny, peace and blessings to you all