Katie

[Katie @Merriottchi]

@AshHardell extended release or a booster dose that’s less and is only used for an hour or two, doctors will give them if you need them for night time. i take my daily and then a booster for grading papers and used it for when i was in grad school at night

[Katie @Merriottchi]

@kchidgeystabs dibs on getting the jar of pickles

[Katie @Merriottchi]

PSA: put your Haribo gummy bears in the freezer before consuming👌 @OfficialHARIBO

[Katie @Merriottchi]

@verifiedspeegz untapped market: cheap briefs for the gays

[Katie @Merriottchi]

@LesleyHarsila dude you could totally pull it off....do it

[Katie @Merriottchi]

@LesleyHarsila shave it!! let’s be twins

[Katie @Merriottchi]

@LesleyHarsila fucking proud of you!!

[Katie @Merriottchi]

as someone who has always been tall i.e in the back row of every class photo...i really enjoy when i’m at a coffee shop sitting at a high top table with a stool where my feet don’t touch the ground. this is me living my best life.

[Katie @Merriottchi]

whilst looking for a new wallet online i always check for how secure the money section is...then i remember i have none and realize it’s less of a priority and should look for coin purses✌️#adulting

[Katie @Merriottchi]

@DAHYOL Dear and holy jeebus you’re suffering through edTPA too?! I just filmed mine with strict intention of changing my sweater each day to make sure no on thought I was cheating

[Katie @Merriottchi]

Life as represented by my phone. Still fully functional but kinda broken 👍

[Katie @Merriottchi]

Just learned that John Denver’s real name is Henry John Deutschendorf.....my mind has been officially blown

#DeutschendorfForLife

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@verifiedspeegz You’ve unlocked a top secret gay meeting of the masses #goodluck 👏🌈

[Katie @Merriottchi]

“The nobelest art is that if making others happy.”

[Katie @Merriottchi]

Excuse me @Snyders_Hanover did I win a secret prize?! This was in my bag of pretzels....

[Katie @Merriottchi]

Does anyone have a clean/organized Tupperware cabinet or does it always turn out into a tornado with no matching pieces??

[Katie @Merriottchi]

Do people truly get out of bed at the sound of their first alarm? Because mine went off at 5:55 and I was still in bed at 6:30....thoughts? Comments? Helpful tid bits?

[Katie @Merriottchi]

What happened to the curtesy wave??

Scenario: If I let you in after a hundred people didn’t, I would like you to firmly throw your hand in the air and gently wave it back and forth at me in your car. Thank you.

End scene

[Katie @Merriottchi]

I just picked up my button ups and khakis from the dry cleaners and that’s the most adult I’ve ever felt...

[Katie @Merriottchi]

Every time I think about checking our mailbox on Sundays I automatically think: “no post on Sundays harry”
#HarryPotterSavesTheChores