Miss Miranda ♍

surround yourself with positivity and great things will come

[Miss Miranda ♍ @MerrrisCoo]

Introducing the baby to Family Feud with Steve Harvey bc she needs high contrast to develop her sight

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I just remembered Punxsutawney Phil

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At this point I can confidently say that I'm probably not going to have John Mulaney's kid as my first child

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Didn't realize how drunk I was until I stopped crying about my family

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@Alex_Foster96 NOT AN OPTION

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At this point, I'm not sure if I should buy a winter vehicle or just use my saved money to move south where I won't need a second car 🤷‍♀️

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

“You can always come back later” is crazy 😭

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

The ending is so accurate

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🤔🤔🤔 making a video of myself saying that I did something that only needs done once a year so it comes up on my Snapchat memories every year to remind me to do it again... am I a fucking genius?

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

this is truly one of the funniest videos ever

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In a room full of extremely pregnant women and all I can smell is cigarettes.. welcome to Johnstown

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The best diet is kissing after eating pizza. You get to enjoy the flavor with no calories!

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Some of us were built to roam

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I hate how i let people need me more than i bother taking care of myself

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I feel as though with each passing relationship I learn a little bit more about myself. This one only taught me that I like Limoncello La Croix and I don't like Garrett

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Fuck you if you're tweet watching and don't have the fucking balls to see if I'm okay. Eat a whole piece of shit you fucking Bitch.

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@wearybonez @Mrcryptoxwhale Brother is u good?

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@wearybonez @CocoooNFTs na