Bonkers Merry 505

A longtime, nurse practitioner pedaling fast to keep my footing in the era of COVID19. Resister extraordinaire. ✊

[Bonkers Merry 505 @MerryBonkers]

@AndreaMcCarren Their gait looks like they are nervous and a little afraid.

[Bonkers Merry 505 @MerryBonkers]

@erinokp99 Absolutely the best guffaws I've had in at least 18 months. Thanks...may the pee(s) be with you.

[Bonkers Merry 505 @MerryBonkers]

Fellow Texans. I say put HEB in charge of the power grid! You can't go wrong.

[Dr Jessica M. DNP/MSN/MPH, CCNP, FNP-C, CFNP @Jessicam6946]

A friendly reminder for my friends in TX. It has been 26 years since you had a democratic governor. 28 years since you had a democratic senator. It's pretty obvious which party has destroyed the energy grid in your state. Perhaps, it's time to rethink who you vote for!!!

[Bonkers Merry 505 @MerryBonkers]

Tells you a lot about some neurosurgeons.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

NEW: Ben Carson says he is resigning from the Trump administration over the Capitol riots, apparently unaware his term ended 15 days ago

[Bonkers Merry 505 @MerryBonkers]

Yupers.

[Dr Jessica M. DNP/MSN/MPH, CCNP, FNP-C, CFNP @Jessicam6946]

Has anyone woke up at least once in the past 11 months with a sniffle, scratchy throat, headache, body aches, fever or other symptoms and been scared that it might be the start of covid?

[Bonkers Merry 505 @MerryBonkers]

What do these people smoke?

[LeGate @williamlegate]

Folks,

Many people in the Q community are saying Trump lost on purpose because Trump controls Biden due to Hunter Biden’s laptop blackmail.

Therefore, Republicans opposing Biden are opposing Trump 🤯

Spread the word, Patriots!

[Kim Mangone’s Spirit @KimMangone]

Retweet if you think the Sedition Caucus should be removed from congress immediately.

[Bonkers Merry 505 @MerryBonkers]

He's a real gomer.

[David W Pippy @DWPippy]

Is Louie still the stupidest politician you've ever seen?
(Me: Yes)

[Bonkers Merry 505 @MerryBonkers]

I'll bet she hated every minute of it.

[Ida 🇵🇸 @ida_skibenes]

@SaderCharlie So this is conversion therapy 😭

[Bonkers Merry 505 @MerryBonkers]

Like a dead animal..

[Bonkers Merry 505 @MerryBonkers]

I suspect part of the reason for the return to the White House is that Trump's reptilian brain realizes that possession is 9/10 of the law.

[Bonkers Merry 505 @MerryBonkers]

2021- another chance to get it right. I'm hopeful. Happy New Year (and don't forget the black eyed peas!).

[Bonkers Merry 505 @MerryBonkers]

If you have to think about it this hard, stay home. There will be other years if you can live through this one.

[Drew Dixon @deardrewdixon]

Just cancelled plans to attend a small outdoor New Years Eve dinner in NYC because of the more virulent strain. I'm not comfortable taking off mask to eat within 6 feet of anyone not in my household (even outside) because new strain is 50-70% more contagious. Am I overreacting?

[Dr Jessica M. DNP/MSN/MPH, CCNP, FNP-C, CFNP @Jessicam6946]

If you're a resister or health care worker who agrees with me that Trump is responsible for at least 80% of covid deaths, & needs to be held criminally responsible. We really should be following each other.

[Bonkers Merry 505 @MerryBonkers]

If it already donated to trump, there wouldn't be much left.

[Bonkers Merry 505 @MerryBonkers]

I'm in the same business and far as I'm concerned, seen one, seen them all.

[Dr Jessica M. DNP/MSN/MPH, CCNP, FNP-C, CFNP @Jessicam6946]

FYI. No one should have to say this. Please, do NOT DM me nudes!!! I have seen plenty of both women & men naked. Nudity doesn't impress or shock me in the least.

[Bonkers Merry 505 @MerryBonkers]

Sorry you got lost in the sheer magnitude of the disaster.