MerryMer

I rule. The end.

[The Struts @TheStruts]

Never look back and say IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME

https://t.co/W9NH0jRDWU

[MerryMer @MerryMer17]

It’s 8:11. Get off the field. @MLBONFOX

[MerryMer @MerryMer17]

Just standing in my kitchen getting schmasted cooking a quiche Lorraine. #wednesday #nokidlife

[MerryMer @MerryMer17]

I don’t burp out loud like I did as an obnoxious teen anymore, but when I do, I make sure I immediately ask “DID YOU HEAR THAT?” Just like Buddy the Elf.

[MerryMer @MerryMer17]

Omg people just wear your f*cking masks already so I can go out and get white girl wasted one night with my friends.

[MerryMer @MerryMer17]

@PalmerWamn How did I miss this????

[Digi-Dude Nate @DigiDudeNate]

When they're sold out of detergent and you have to wear every piece of clothing you own. #StayHomeSuperman

[MerryMer @MerryMer17]

@KeishaBottoms @CityofAtlanta @AtlantaBeltLine Thank you for being smart.

[MerryMer @MerryMer17]

#asshat

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

Georgia Gov. Kemp says he just recently learned asymptomatic people could transmit coronavirus: "We didn't know that until the last 24 hours."
https://t.co/5T8ta28bJw

[MerryMer @MerryMer17]

I think the media, as usual, is blowing this virus out of proportion and this time we’re all like “f*ck it, I’ll work from home.”

[MerryMer @MerryMer17]

@baileysouthside dead air on the app again makes for a cranky Mer.

[MerryMer @MerryMer17]

@baileysouthside I love listening to dead air on the app. #gripelist

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

In the REAL world, a devastating hurricane is heading up the eastern coast of the U.S. But who needs the truth, when you have a sharpie, an old map, and a fragile ego with a vested interested in name checking Alabama?

[MerryMer @MerryMer17]

@baileysouthside Playing songs during the morning show is stupid #gripelist

[MerryMer @MerryMer17]

@DanRather Dan is the man and the voice of reason in so much.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

We live in a world where the President of the United States attacks the Chairman of the Federal Reserve as an enemy, employing rhetoric he never dare used for a former KGB agent who oversaw an attack American democracy. We were told there would be adults in the room.

[BBC Strictly ✨ @bbcstrictly]

Glammed up and ready to go…. Strictly’s back! 💃🏻🕺🏽✨

[MerryMer @MerryMer17]

Trying to pet three dogs at once is a lot like playing the bongos.

[The Struts @TheStruts]

It’s time for a different kind of performance. Watch us go head-to-head in a Challenger Hellcat Redeye to see who’s the biggest badass.

Thanks for the thrill rides, @Dodge! #ad