Welcome to the Merryweather Corporation's Account, it will be used mainly to promote new wikipedia articles the author, @Figureznew creates, and to interact with other parody accounts. Please follow this account if you want to see that stuff i guess! Stuff on Merryweather is here
@TH3SAB0T3URZ13 "Hello Everyone I'm a Merryweather Approved Lawyer, and I'm pretty sure in the two north american countries that fpe could take place in, marijuana is most likely legal, so this case is over!"
@_Alice__FPE_ ((Look, I wanna be friends with you and all, but it literally just looks like she went outside less and is thus less tanned. I genuinely do not see the issue here lol
@ShadeCircle Unfortunately for her, someone else was here. A Merryweather Operative stuck doing a single-man operation investigating paranormal activity.
"Alright, I'm in. God, I hate doing these missions alone.."
His voice was audible across the resturaunt as he had entered from the back.
"Our Mercenaries once tried to coup romania during the fall of the Soviet Union, but the people took care of their job for them so theh just went back home."
"Some idiot is getting reprimanded for making the casserole of a level-08 overseer explode in the breakroom. I can hear it because my office is right next to the overseer's office lol"
- 07-Archivist [REDACTED]