Jessica Mertz

[Jessica Mertz @MertzJessica]

when you start a new job and realize you have a habit of bringing the forks home.

[Clery Center @CleryCenter]

Uh, if you’ve seen our forks, please @ us! #thecaseofthemissingforks

[Jessica Mertz @MertzJessica]

If you don’t have a single selfie to use as a profile pic, are you allowed on twitter?

[Jessica Mertz @MertzJessica]

Decided I better start actually using Twitter before my kids do. Just going to follow your lead @malikwashington @KatieChocklet