Meryl Franzone

[Meryl Franzone @MerylFranzone]

Nothing ruins a sexy text like incorrect grammar 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Meryl Franzone @MerylFranzone]

All this stupid work is interrupting my book reading 🙄

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

I hope everyone is having a nice day today except coronavirus (and Paolo)

[Meryl Franzone @MerylFranzone]

Wheres the filter that makes my mirror not look dirty?

[Meryl Franzone @MerylFranzone]

Why do men lie about their height on dating apps? What’s the point? If you get a date, we’re going to find out how tall you really are! #givemetallornotatall

[Meryl Franzone @MerylFranzone]

Can’t decide if spending my Labor Day weekend rewatching New Girl is a high point or a low point

[Meryl Franzone @MerylFranzone]

@Mikalydon Thanks, feels good to be back 😂

[Meryl Franzone @MerylFranzone]

Don’t be this person: a thread

[Meryl Franzone @MerylFranzone]

Thanks for coming to my ted talk 😊

[Meryl Franzone @MerylFranzone]

Moral of the story: when you try to be nice, thoughtful, not waste anyone’s time, YOU GET CYBER BULLIED AND CALLED A CUNT

[Meryl Franzone @MerylFranzone]

@Apple @ next update- I should be able to set a volume to each alarm I have, just like picking the alarm tone...It’s so annoying when I want to listen to something kinda loudly to go to sleep but want my alarm to be at a low volume level for the AM!! #FoodForThought