Melissa Merz

Senior communications/PR/protocol strategist. I love working at great places with smart people, dogs, JD Salinger, sharp wit and writing.

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@USAttyPirro Idiot

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@RepMTG How’s your boyfriend, Large Marge?

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@mtgreenee How’s your boyfriend, Large Marge?

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@JoyceWhiteVance You are an idiot.

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@ACTBrigitte You are an idiot.

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@laurenboebert Idiot

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@mtgreenee Idiot

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@azaz_ovedya @JoyceWhiteVance Idiot

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@mtgreenee @KenPaxtonTX How’s the boyfriend, Large Marge?

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@MAGA_Ranger @RepMTG Idiot

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@RepMTG How’s your boyfriend, Large Marge?

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@ACTBrigitte You are an idiot, Gabriel

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@ACTBrigitte 😂

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@JackPosobiec Idiot

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@ACTBrigitte Umm, I don’t.

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@VivekGRamaswamy You are pathetic.

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@ACTBrigitte 😂

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@ACTBrigitte 😂

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@ACTBrigitte Not a chance.

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