[before ass surgery]
me: I’m so nervous
Mesake: it’s gonna be okay don’t worry
[after surgery]
me, waking up: wait where’s Mesake?
Doctor: who do you think gave you the ass?
If Mesake has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Mesake has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Mesake has only one fan then that is me. If Mesake has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Mesake, then I am against the world.
Remember when Mesake got his phone stolen out of his pocket by a fan and they called Jakez from it but he wasnt answering so they called from their own phone and he picked up