Noah Vale

you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows

[Noah Vale @Mescallitoe]

Just shows a lack of ambition.

[Noah Vale @Mescallitoe]

Why?

[scooter @imperooterxbt]

This is the teacher from my high school I wanted to have sex with

[Noah Vale @Mescallitoe]

Look mummy, a tripych of twats

[𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 @thecasualultra]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 England lads in Orlando, Florida for the World Cup 👏

[Noah Vale @Mescallitoe]

...have to be that way, should it though.

Why should clever people have to 'dumb-down' for the sake of a few dickheads?

[Noah Vale @Mescallitoe]

I never understood Joe Brand's comedy when i was young. I didn't find it funny how she just made jokes about her weight.

Years later i saw her explain, the only reason she done it was to get in there before any hecklers did. Disarm them by making the jokes herself.

Shouldn't...

[Did You See? @TvDidYouSee]

#OnThisDay 16 June 1980
"If you're fat, you're funny; it's a simple as that."
Just a few months before her death, #HattieJacques appears on PLAY IT AGAIN to discuss her regret at having not had the chance to play serious roles and her hope still to do so.

[Noah Vale @Mescallitoe]

We're happy now 🤠

[Noah Vale @Mescallitoe]

Put some skins together, you.

We just had this dropped off 👍

[Vintage Maps @vintagemapstore]

The surface of Mars: if, like Earth, 71% of its surface area was covered with water.

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

I saw my neighbor having a full conversation with her cat this morning.

She genuinely thought the cat was listening to every word.

I came home and told my dog. We both laughed.

[Noah Vale @Mescallitoe]

"For the sake of equality, we must get rid of The Equality Act"

He forgets the rest of us see what he says- not just his idiot cultists.

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

The Equality Act has poisoned our country with anti-White discrimination.

Reform will return Britain to a meritocracy.

[Noah Vale @Mescallitoe]

Australia have decided to jug in, haha

[DaBigChill ❄️🇦🇺 @DaBigChillSFW]

Americans call a cooked sandwich a sandwich?
Do you call a cooked bread a bread?

We call this a toastie in Australia lol

[Noah Vale @Mescallitoe]

You can see how proud she is by the smile

(This pic has tickled me)

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

a few days ago, I started squatting over my bodyweight. I'm extremely proud of myself. I don't take photos in the gym so here's an illustration

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

a few days ago, I started squatting over my bodyweight. I'm extremely proud of myself. I don't take photos in the gym so here's an illustration

[Noah Vale @Mescallitoe]

Why couldn't we have voted for Gordon Burns?

He'd have been a boss prime minister.

Everyone loves & trusts Gordon.

[Gordon Burns @mrgordonburns]

Lucy Meacock and I are planning a coup - but don’t tell Roger!!🤣 @BBCNWT

[Noah Vale @Mescallitoe]

66% must feel different.

That should be the headline.

[Noah Vale @Mescallitoe]

34% is hardly "most of the population"

It's a small, but loud minority.

[n0tasha🪦 @saurs0uffle]

we are literally finished as a country omfg most of the general public has the mental capacity of a fucking peanut

[james fitzs🇦🇱 @kp1878efc]

Reform/restore voters *

[Noah Vale @Mescallitoe]

Stay out of it, America.

We can deal with this problem ourself

[What’s For Dinner? 🍽️ @WHATSFORDlNNER]

Egg on Toast

[Noah Vale @Mescallitoe]

Hit him, girl.

Jump across that table and skulldrag the little gimpy couchshagger

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD VANCE: You say we're anti-minority or anti-Black--

WHOOPI GOLDBERG: No, I didn't say that. I asked -- see? Don't start any stuff with me.

[Noah Vale @Mescallitoe]

If you vote reform you get Andy Burnham?

You gin-addled loony

[Carole Malone @thecarolemalone]

A Plea to the good people of Makerfield - you may feel an affinity with the Restore Party but if you vote for it you get the polar opposite of everything it is in Government. You get Andy Burnham.Please think
long and hard about that for the sake of our country!