Princess Meshelly

I'm awesome. I have awesome friends and I'm working on having an awesome life. If you're part of it, lucky you! If not, its probably because you suck. GTFO.

[Princess Meshelly @Meshelly_13]

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[Princess Meshelly @Meshelly_13]

Ladies, repeat after me: "I'm not interested in begging for a moment of your time. If I wasn't important enough for that moment to begin with, your attention isn't important enough to beg for."

[Princess Meshelly @Meshelly_13]

POV: It's 1am. You're 9 months pregnant. You've just gone pee and FINALLY settled into a spot that is comfortable enough for sleep. You're even sleepy-ish. You put your phone away and THEN your husband turns over & starts breathing/snoring directly into your face 😭😭😭 #FML

[Princess Meshelly @Meshelly_13]

If I see one more TikTok comment about an INFANT being "spoiled" because they are picked up or otherwise tended to when crying, or implying they are manipulative because they cry when the parent/family member they aren't familiar with holds them... I'm gonna lose my shit.

[Princess Meshelly @Meshelly_13]

I was about to come on here & complain (talk shit) about people who still think holding an infant will "spoil" them and then realized they think this way because they genuinely think crying is...bad. Because instead of being held, they were shamed. And now I'm just sad for them.

[Princess Meshelly @Meshelly_13]

Hurt people hurt people.

[Princess Meshelly @Meshelly_13]

I'm starting to wonder if I have some kind of deviant mental disorder because of how absolutely unbothered and amused I am when strangers on the internet make wild assumptions and insult me. Like, PLEASE keep **trying** to hurt my feelings... this is fun for me. LMFAO

[Princess Meshelly @Meshelly_13]

The way these workers keep slamming my security door every time they go in or out of it feels disrespectful. I think they're just trying to make sure it shuts, but guys...its made of steel and you're a sensory nightmare. #PlzStop

[Princess Meshelly @Meshelly_13]

Someone forgot to tell the men folk not to be creepy this morning.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

MYOB is free. https://t.co/aPMPRm2qZF

[Princess Meshelly @Meshelly_13]

Imagine thinking for 21 years the kid you wholly abandoned will someday seek YOU out and then she tells you that, actually, nah... Her life is full and has always been full without you and she has no room for you in it. #YaPlayedYourself #Deadbeat 🤡🤣👏🏼

[Princess Meshelly @Meshelly_13]

Know what I can't stand?

Men.

Lol.

[Princess Meshelly @Meshelly_13]

@willb473 Imagine having such an uninteresting, sad life that you pick up and examine/scrutinize a discarded receipt. I cannot remember a single time I even had a moment of thought that I should review a random receipt I found. The fuck.

[Princess Meshelly @Meshelly_13]

Dear adult men. Women are not responsible for remembering to restock your supply of YOUR personal care items. If you can't shop for your own things is up to YOU to communicate your needs. You DON'T get to expect that she will just know. Grow tf up.

[Princess Meshelly @Meshelly_13]

Dear men that I work with. I'm never going to not tell you "That's not my job, I can't answer that question." And I'm never going to go out of my way to get answers for you if it's not my department but ESPECIALLY not when you act like a dillhole about it. Gtfo.

[Princess Meshelly @Meshelly_13]

I'm ALSO incredibly amused at the influx of elaborate gender reveals with follow ups that the kid was actually the opposite. Imagine spending big money and effort to reveal what genitals your BABY will have just to be wrong. LOL!

[Princess Meshelly @Meshelly_13]

I find myself extremely disturbed by the number of women I'm seeing on social media who are, by all appearances, OBSESSED with finding out the gender of their baby via expensive and often unnecessary blood tests in early pregnancy. JUST because they want to know.

[Princess Meshelly @Meshelly_13]

Well, some things don't change. From the last company I worked for to this one I STILL have to copy their bosses in emails to get a response. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Princess Meshelly @Meshelly_13]

Accepted an invitation to get together for a birthday celebration Friday night and THEN they told me the time. 10pm? To START the night?

I'm suddenly feeling under the weather Friday.

Don't you know 10pm is past my bedtime? That's meemees time. Thefuq.

[Princess Meshelly @Meshelly_13]

If someone else's behavior is worse than yours, it doesn't make your behavior acceptable. Stop pointing fingers to redirect attention away from the fact that YOU FUCKED UP.