Shunga is traditional Japanese erotic art.
Westerners saw it 200 years ago and said,
“This is disgusting.”
So Japan banned it.
Now Westerners say,
“This is art.”
What the hell?!
I was invited by an Australian company
to perform in Kyoto.
They told me,
“We’re a 109-year-old company.
We have a long history.”
And I was like… In Australia, maybe.
But in Kyoto?
That’s basically a startup.
Historically, we learned a lot from China.
Even communism.
And we made them better.
Unlike China,
Japanese people became poorer more equally.
Yet we still follow the rules without CCTV.
Japan is not ethnically homogeneous. More than 2,000 years ago, a lot of immigrants came to Japan from the continent. Over time, everyone mixed together.
By the way— when Japan first accepted a lot of immigrants, do you know what was happening?
It is war.
In Japan, Christmas is a big event couples.
But some peple say,
"I'm not Christian so Christmas has nothing to do with me."
We have a word for those people.
"Single"
So Many Japanese men still do surprise proposals in Hawaii.
Forgot about PH alreday?
Sure, the surprise works but hapiness only lasts at first.
A few years later, the husband must surrender...unconditionally.
Chinese people write “America” in kanji "美国.”
It means “美” Beautiful, “国” Country.
This Kanji "美" is made up of two kanji.
Sheep "羊" & Big "大.”
In ancient times, a big, fat sheep meant “beautiful.”
Chinese people have a very sarcastic sense of humor.
A new joke is the same as a baby.
Even though you think they are so unique and brilliant.
Other people don’t think so.
And they grow up to be nothing….