Meshida

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Shunga is traditional Japanese erotic art.
Westerners saw it 200 years ago and said,
“This is disgusting.”
So Japan banned it.
Now Westerners say,
“This is art.”
What the hell?!

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I was invited by an Australian company
to perform in Kyoto.
They told me,
“We’re a 109-year-old company.
We have a long history.”
And I was like… In Australia, maybe.

But in Kyoto?
That’s basically a startup.

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Live English Standup Comedy Show in April 2026 (Tokyo)
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Live English Standup Comedy Show in March 2026 (Tokyo)
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Historically, we learned a lot from China.
Even communism.
And we made them better.
Unlike China,
Japanese people became poorer more equally.
Yet we still follow the rules without CCTV.

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AI turns white-collar jobs into pure white.
Finally, they become truly
“white” collar jobs.

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After Trump’s “special military operation in Venezuela.
Japanese people are secretly thinking

“Trump san…
Can you do the same to North Korea?”

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In Japan, we say “Friendship needs space.”
That’s why we Japanese struggle with Latin people.
We’re not even friends yet— and there’s no space.

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Japan is not ethnically homogeneous.
More than 2,000 years ago,
a lot of immigrants came to Japan from the continent.
Over time, everyone mixed together.
By the way—
when Japan first accepted a lot of immigrants,
do you know what was happening?

It is war.

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In Japan, Christmas is a big event couples.
But some peple say,
"I'm not Christian so Christmas has nothing to do with me."
We have a word for those people.

"Single"

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All Japanese people can speak only one sentence in perfect English. That is...

“Sorry, I can’t speak English at all.”

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So Many Japanese men still do surprise proposals in Hawaii.
Forgot about PH alreday?
Sure, the surprise works but hapiness only lasts at first.
A few years later, the husband must surrender...unconditionally.

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I suffer from premature ejaculation,
so I woke up early and went to a urologist at 8 a.m.
Turns out, the clinic opens at 9.
I came too early… again.

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Chinese people write “America” in kanji "美国.”
It means “美” Beautiful, “国” Country.

This Kanji "美" is made up of two kanji.
Sheep "羊" & Big "大.”
In ancient times, a big, fat sheep meant “beautiful.”

Chinese people have a very sarcastic sense of humor.

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Foreigners always say,
“It’s so hard to make Japanese friends.”
Don’t worry — you’re not alone.
We Japanese can’t make Japanese friends either.

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A new joke is the same as a baby.
Even though you think they are so unique and brilliant.
Other people don’t think so.
And they grow up to be nothing….

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Live English Standup Comedy Show in October 2025 (Tokyo) “Why Why Japan!?” by Meshida（Japanese comedian）
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I Found the Worst English School in Japan
Standup Comedy Show & Comedy Tour In Tokyo!
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Why Japan Became the Safety Net for Jobless Americans
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