MeshugEnough

If patience is a virtue, I'm becoming less and less virtuous every second.

[MeshugEnough @MeshugEnough]

Coworker: What’s your plan to relax after work?
Me: I’m gonna do laundry.

It seems I’m now Boober Fraggle?

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Oh f***, I am dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[Joke of a Mayor @Mayor_Frey_]

I will prove that I am a good mayor even if it kills every one of you.

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I just wanted to share that earlier today a very small costumed Spider-Man accompanied by their parents, feeling too shy to say “trick or treat,” walked up and gave me a gentle hug. My heart hasn’t yet recovered 💕😭💕

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Somehow ironically it seems that everyone at @Might_Be_Giants @FirstAvenue is over 5’8” 😂 #shortgirlproblems

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Sometimes I play the game “How psychopathic might my miscellaneous Target run appear, by itself?” Yesterday I brought just 2 items to the checkout counter: coconut milk and liquid bleach 😳 …Anyone else wanna play? (Please don’t let me win 😅)

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This gives me those nose pricklies I get before I 😭❤️

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

I’ll stay with you (1/2)

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@LateShowColbert Fraud of the Lies #HeWhoShallBeNamed

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I’ve reached the point of needing to log out of Twitter on my phone, just like I did with the Facebook app several months back. Hopefully goodbye, midnight angry doomscrolling and comments seething.

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@sithlet @johnmaddening F yeah Vengabus

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Why I can’t stand the “pro-life” stance: It’s downright DEHUMANIZING for another person to judge you as so morally deficient (inferior) that you couldn’t possibly comprehend or respect the full gravity of the gut-wrenching, impossibly difficult decision to terminate a pregnancy.

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@JewishWonk In my public school’s choir class, I was instructed to memorize and sing Christmas carols in Latin about literally coming to Jesus. I was 9. Though really sad at the time having to miss out, in retrospect I so respect my mom’s decision to pull me from that recital performance.

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@Tim_Walz Thank you for protecting critical health care rights for people with uteruses.

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Today some feelings bubbled up around starting a new frontline-worker, full-time job on March 16, 2020 in immunocompromised medical status. K, I’m gonna go sob-cry in a corner for 15 minutes, I’m’a come back after.

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@valcapone Totally ok if you’re lukewarm on or don’t go for The Beatles, but I’ve been listening to the Sgt. Peppers album a lot lately. Has chill & upbeat songs; mostly I like it for bringing up some happy family memories. Will be thinking of you & sending hugs, Val! 💜

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Hey @Target, I think you forgot a comma here… Feels a little cringy without, wouldn’t you agree? I know you’d want to better.

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@Eve6 There’s a multi platinum and diamond records artist who I bet could help you out. He’s based in Fresno, too! 🐴

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I can’t be on Twitter right now. SCOTUS v. Roe makes me too f***ing mad and if only for starters it’s exhausting to be so existentially angry.

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I can’t read news about the Supreme Court right now without getting viscerally upset. Grateful to live in a state with leaders like @Tim_Walz that are committed to protecting women’s rights and bodily autonomy.

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JRDA 2022 rules change 🥳🥳🥳 "2.3: Edited language to add that clockwise skating that destroys a pack that has no established speed is illegal." That was a garbage strategy, tha-rilled to see it dead #derbytwitter

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TFW the laundry dryer on its highest setting left your clothes partly damp, you’re 1 quarter short for another round, the coin machine is out of change, and it’s late… and you find a stray quarter barely tucked away from plain sight 🪙🙌🤑 #renterlife