kdlewis90

Entrepreneur, Fur baby mom of 7, fitness freak, boss lady, girlfriend. here to inspire and motivate others!

[kdlewis90 @MessInMissouri]

I HATE living in the city. My dog ran out the door and as I chase her a lady says “damn dog I’m going to report it” I’m like because she fucking ran out of the house and I’m chasing her?! Go back in your house and mind your own fucking business old bitty!

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@MrRussellDavis @Twitter I’m real!!

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@MrRussellDavis Pre gaming on my way to my birthday celebration!

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@MrRussellDavis I’m heading to Cozumel Mexico in 24 hours! First time ever to Mexico and first time ever on a plane!!

[kdlewis90 @MessInMissouri]

NOTE... don’t ever let your mother in-law “stay with you for a little while” she’ll never leave and constantly piss you off.

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It amazes me how childish people in their 30’s and 40’s still are. #growthefuckup

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@DylanSchneider @ThatEZGuy How did I not know about this! I’m an hour from Springfield!

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@MrRussellDavis A heartattack 😍 (an actual shot)

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@MrRussellDavis From Missouri! Going to Mexico my first time in June!

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@DylanSchneider hearin you in Missouri! They said your name and I thought it sounded familiar!! So excited you’re on the radio!! 😍😍

[kdlewis90 @MessInMissouri]

I now have high blood pressure due to stress and anxiety. Anxiety which I never knew I had and no idea where is came from.. but it brings on panic and anxiety attacks that are now causing the big blood pressure.. this is some scary shit.. anyone else know how i feel RN?

[kdlewis90 @MessInMissouri]

Have you ever had one drink that turned into six, then you lay there the next morning hungover just thinking “I’m an idiot”? That’s me right now. I’m too old for this shit.

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Literally just had to tell this guy to get his girl OFF the bar!? Why would that be okay for you to set her ass on the mother fucking bar?!? No go the fuck home!

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If you’re gonna go to the bar just to make out and pretty much dry fuck then don’t bother even going. It’s gross and not what I want to see. Just stay home and bang! 🤮🤮🤮

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@MrRussellDavis Neosho/Joplin Missouri!!

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@go_tanitaa 100%

[Tanita Ross-Cady @tanitarosscady]

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Love the beauty from my front porch!

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@dailymustangs Pretty except the gay ass spoiler on it

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How the fuck is it Halloween season and Hocus Pocus isn’t on @netflix ???
Today, you SUCK Netflix!