Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness

Laborious Parody. People’s Commissar for Chavstock, Brum. Comrade/comrade’s. Truth to Shower. Chair of Parliamentary All Party Karen Group. Not Jess Phillips.

[Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness @MessPhillips]

@intel_lady Yows in this comments as no idea how hurtful they are to me. I’m just a bab doing me best to navigate the knife-edge between standing up for wimmin and girls and appeasing the crucial bit of my electorate who really loves us wimmins and girls and wants to show them how much.

[Intel Lady @intel_lady]

As many in the UK are crossing their fingers for Jess Phillips resignation, our Jess is determined to continue on her hero's journey of safeguarding women & girls, heading up the Grooming Gang inquiry. But the far right adjacent are not making it easy for her

[Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness @MessPhillips]

@benonwine Come the revolution, you and your ilk will be first against the wall.

[Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness @MessPhillips]

@WendtheWalker I have no shame in telling you that I’m doing my very utmost to get people like you listed as potential far-right terrorists.

[Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness @MessPhillips]

@Neccccy I’m not resigning.

Firing me incurs the wrath of the Ummah.

Status quo helps women throughout the country due to my advocacy.

[Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness @MessPhillips]

@BurnsideWasTosh Yow knows nothing about the struggles I bin through to get to wur I am today so as I can ‘elp wimmin what’s oppressed by the male graze.

[Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness @MessPhillips]

@BurnsideWasTosh Yow knows nothing about the struggles I ben through to get to wur I am today so as I can ‘elp wimmin what’s oppressed by the male graze.

[Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness @MessPhillips]

My whole political life has been dedicated to standing up for women and yet I get criticised for seeking to exclude known groupings of women abusers from our investigations into grooming gangs. It’s only to protect women from having to be exposed to them again at trial. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness @MessPhillips]

Muslims need to be protected from these sort of verbal attacks.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

UK: In Birmingham, a British man dared to criticize Islam and said it’s not a peaceful religion.

His car was set on fire, his house was completely vandalized, and he had to go into hiding.

He will probably never be able to live in his home again.

[Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness @MessPhillips]

Worried about Sir Keir.

He no longer looks at my chest when we meet.

He’s changed.

[Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness @MessPhillips]

@Neccccy Hero.

And if yow don’t agree, yow can fuck off.

[Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness @MessPhillips]

My announcement of the cessation of investigations into five grooming gangs had nothing at all to do with pressure from my constituents and my commitment to the protection of vulnerable women (including myself) remains paramount, inshallah.

[Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness @MessPhillips]

This bab’s not folding. The sisters are standing in solidarity with me.

[Jade Blue @jadeblueLDN]

What on earth is going on with this ridiculous nonsense about Jess Phillips? She's absolutely brilliant - an icon and a fierce advocate who genuinely fights for what’s right. @jessphillips has been a real source of strength for me personally throughout my justice journey, making me feel heard and understood. I’m so proud to have her in our government, and honestly, we need more leaders like her, not ridiculous attempts to tear her down.

[Shrodingers Borderline Normal @JeremyCordite]

Are we the baddies now?

[Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness @MessPhillips]

Yes, we do know what combs and hairbrushes are, we just don’t see why we should use them to lower ourselves to the bigoted standards demanded by misogynists.

[PAW (Peter) @Peter88902568]

"Reckon we won't be doing anything about Jess Phillips or the r*pe gangs mate."
"Too right mate. Not about Farage, is it mate?"
"Good call mate."
"Are we the baddies mate?"

[Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness @MessPhillips]

It’s all lies just to get at our Keir.

[Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness @MessPhillips]

This is misogyny, pure and simple. He’s threatened by a strong, independent woman who can think for herself.

[Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness @MessPhillips]

This shouldn’t be allowed to be said in public, for the sake of diversity.

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

250,000 young British white girls have been r@ped in the last 25 years by largely Muslim men‽@TRobinsonNewEra

[Mess Phillips🌹Minister for Laboriousness @MessPhillips]

If anyone’s going to prison, it’s Musk and his Far-Right orange friend.