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I like good food and sports.

[messejellon @MesseJellon]

@Sony @PlayStation @PlayStationCA @AskPlayStation is this a joke? My account was hacked and CC used to buy games and my calls are being hung up and I’m being told I can’t connect to a virtual agent either. Easily the worst customer service I’ve ever dealt with

[Maxwell Meyer @mualphaxi]

2022: Stanford threatens to withhold my completed degree from me because I didn’t take a “booster” shot.

No more academic requirements for graduation; just pharmaceutical requirements. https://t.co/Zj1eDJB166

[messejellon @MesseJellon]

@NFLFantasy so am I really gonna lose my season over this? No bench swaps for the position players that didn’t play? Surely there’s a solution beyond being lazy and doing nothing

[Ben Bergman @thebenbergman]

The very rare time as a Tesla owner I wish I could pay $6/gallon for gas and be on my way. We need more super chargers @elonmusk

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

The most “progressive” members of our society have remained silent (best case!) or have actively championed some of the most egregious violations of human rights by the state. Trampling peaceful protestors with horses or freezing their back accounts shouldn’t be met with silence.

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

This year is going to be full of people complaining about the economic consequences of the very things they demanded and demonised the rest of us for predicting.

[Elliot Harrison @HarrisonNFL]

When everything was on the line for the Rams, they got a bs holding call on third down to extend their drive.

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

The real pandemic is people not being able to admit they were wrong.

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Nobody has stronger opinions about Joe Rogan than people who have never listened to Joe Rogan.

[messejellon @MesseJellon]

Fully vaccinated people refusing boosters. Soon it’s gonna be people with 3 shots calling people with 2 “anti vaxxers” 😂

[messejellon @MesseJellon]

Imagine being this pathetic.

[Laura Combs (she/her) @_lauracombs]

So I hate to be that person but if I were to walk into sports bar and literally no one is wearing a mask when they enter, the bartenders aren’t, AND they aren’t checking vax status… how do I tell @SF_DPH about this? @MattHaneySF

[messejellon @MesseJellon]

If only a large group of people had warned over a year and a half ago that shutting people in and isolating them from the world would have massive negative mental health impacts on society and would greatly outweigh the negative effects of Covid. If only….

[Dan Perlman @danjperlman]

Sometimes I wonder if 20 months of a pandemic has had a mental impact on us

[messejellon @MesseJellon]

There’s never been a more clear cut example of “I was 100% wrong but I will never admit it and will die on this hill”

[messejellon @MesseJellon]

Watching people, who are still delusional enough, perform the mental gymnastics needed to still defend the vaccine/passports is actually pretty impressive.

[messejellon @MesseJellon]

Was supposed to be at a hockey game in a few hours. That was postponed a few days ago. Thank god we spent (almost) the last 2 years doing everything the “experts” said, so this exact thing didn’t happen…

[James Lindsay, anti-Communist @ConceptualJames]

What mask mandates encourage.

[messejellon @MesseJellon]

If you’re 16+ making minimum wage it’s your own fault lmfao

[Kulvinder Kaur MD @dockaurG]

New Covid Pre-print:
Drs Ioannidis & Axfors at Stanford

Age Infection Survival Rate
0-19 99.9973%
20-29 99.986%
30-39 99.969%
40-49 99.918%
50-59 99.73%
60-69 99.41%
70+ 97.6% (non-inst.)
70+ 94.5% (all)
https://t.co/bUAsmNYNX7

[messejellon @MesseJellon]

This has to be an all time “I told you so” moment. Imagine being so fucking dense you think a career politician is on your side in the cultural revolution and not just another greedy sociopathic piece of shit