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rubbish

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messerbest on bluesky

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This Madrid fella Riquelme is a hoot. Just absolutely chatting shit hahahaha. He should run for PM #satire #sidewaysglance

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨❌ Jürgen Klopp’s agent denies any chance to become next Real Madrid manager.

Enrique Riquelme claimed contacts next week with Raúl for Klopp to become Real new manager if he wins the elections.

Klopp’s agent Kosicke: “It’s annoying. He’s not planning to return to coaching a club and happy at Red Bull”, told @SkySportDE @plettigoal.

[Tooting & Mitcham United FC @OfficialTmufc]

Tooting and Mitcham United FC is proud to announce that the club has been awarded 3 Star FA Accreditation, the highest level of recognition available to grassroots and non-league football clubs through England Football’s Accredited Club programme.

The prestigious award recognises excellence in coaching, safeguarding, governance, inclusion, player development, and community engagement. It confirms that Tooting & Mitcham United is operating to the highest standards and providing a safe, professional, and welcoming environment for players, families, volunteers, and supporters.

The achievement marks another major milestone in what has already been a transformational period for the football club.

In recent months, the club has secured league acceptance for its expanding youth section, strengthened community partnerships, improved football provision across multiple age groups, and continued to invest in facilities and infrastructure at both Farm Road and Imperial Fields.

We also recently welcomed the Premier League Trophy to Imperial Fields at the recent Paul Smithers youth football tournament providing photo opportunities to all the young players participating.

Read more about this at https://t.co/oZ6yaeTnmz

[Messer Best @MesserBest]

Hey man I just thought about Mr Tumble for the first time in about a year. That’s amazing.

[Samplo Corvodina of Streatham @TreborRhurbarb]

Was trying to think of fondly remembered movie IPs that haven't had the 21st century reboot and/or legacy sequel treatment and the only glaring one I can think of is, somewhat ironically, Back To the Future

[LB @LBLFC_]

🗣️Iraola on Arteta:

"He's a sausage"

I love him already.

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

Who would be the most expensive player in Premier League history adjusting for football inflation (increase in total revenue for the PL per season)? It has to be the greatest goalscorer...the one and only @alanshearer at an inflation adjusted £223.3m when signing for Newcastle. He also appears at £100.2m when signing for Blackburn. @rioferdy5 appears twice in the top dozen signings

[Messer Best @MesserBest]

Czech energy drinks. Ok.

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Good line that

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

"I want to become one more of you." ✊

[Messer Best @MesserBest]

I like it. I do, I like it.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Welcome to the Reds, Andoni 👋

[Messer Best @MesserBest]

So it could be that Konate was never going to sign but when a reasonable-sounding replacement is cited as costing *£70 million pounds* you figure possibly the club should have probably tied him down a couple years ago

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

Exclusive by @SamWallaceTel: Tottenham make bid for £70m-rated Jan Paul van Hecke

🫂Strong relationship with De Zerbi
📝One year left on contract
🫰Brighton will want full value for the player

Read the full story: https://t.co/BpBSv5LKL2

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Yan Diomandé: “Paris Saint-Germain is a team I’ve loved since I was a child. My father supports Paris Saint-Germain, and it’s a team I admire as a football fan”, told L’Equipe.

“It would be a pleasure for me to come and play here with one of the biggest clubs. It’s always a pleasure to come here because, with French being spoken, I think adapting wouldn’t be difficult. But why not?”.

“I don’t think I’m looking ahead to the future or focusing on anything else. As I’ve said, I remain focused on the World Cup. After that, the clubs will sort things out between themselves and we’ll see what happens next”, added to Telefoot.

[Messer Best @MesserBest]

@TomlinsonCJ @ThatchEffendi You’re wearing a barbour jacket at the coliseum ahahahahahahahahha i’m cool as fuck dont even search my photos

[joseph @jojoldn]

roberto baggio free kick game

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@TommyBarrell11 @FreeAgentsFC TMUFC

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@Badger8882 @TreborRhurbarb Yes but not from one single nation.

[Messer Best @MesserBest]

Aura’ll see you later, Trent

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

😮‍💨 AURA.
@adidasfootball | @TrentAA

[Messer Best @MesserBest]

@JamesMaddi52777 @TreborRhurbarb If you have Reece James in the world’s top 200 i have a bridge to sell you

[Messer Best @MesserBest]

@AmmarDuffus Desperate acts. Enjoy your win, just don’t expect anyone else to enjoy it.

[Messer Best @MesserBest]

Just learned that Prague does siren testing on the first Wednesday of every month at 12 noon.