Susan Messing

Comedy does me. I really like pine cones.

[Susan Messing @MessingSusan]

I made the grand gesture of putting on a pair of jeans today as if I were invited to a gala

[Susan Messing @MessingSusan]

@mtracey Looking for me, Cuck? #IamJaneDoe

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Reverend Jesse Jackson called on each of us to be heralds of change, to be messengers of hope; to step forward and say “Send me” wherever we have a chance to make an impact.

How fortunate we were that Jesse Jackson answered that call. What a great debt we owe to him.

[Susan Messing @MessingSusan]

@GOP @JBPritzker History will not look kindly on you. Our governor is a great and caring human and won’t go to jail unlike all of you. May you have the life you deserve.

[Susan Messing @MessingSusan]

@GOP jail

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

Donald Trump just kidnapped another country’s leader so you’d forget he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein. This is fucking insane.

[Susan Messing @MessingSusan]

@GeraldoRivera WE have decency. Any human who supports him doesn’t, There is a fresh place in hell for him and the world will celebrate at his complete demise because of his and his cohert’s abject cruelty.

[Susan Messing @MessingSusan]

@PressSec abuse of power

[Susan Messing @MessingSusan]

@WhiteHouse This is tax payer money. You all
need to be fired.

[Susan Messing @MessingSusan]

@TriumphICDHQ Omg this is the funniest thank you

[Susan Messing @MessingSusan]

@chriswtremo @KamalaHarris @colbertlateshow man, wait until you hear trump

[Andrew Weinstein @AWeinstein]

This is what integrity looks like.

[Triumph® ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴsᴜʟᴛ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄ ᴅᴏɢ™ Headquarters💩 @TriumphICDHQ]

Even the dumbasses here who label everything that doesn't align with their politics "unfunny" (that also goes for Miller/Schneider haters) should admire Colbert for having the balls to call out his bosses (see clip). He did it with Moonves too, even before any non-CBS hosts. - RS

[Norma P 🐾🐾🐕🐕💖😊🪬🌊🟧🇺🇦Ally🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @gemdrgn1_]

I'll just leave this right here.

[Susan Messing @MessingSusan]

@atrupar The cruelty is the point. Horrifying.

[Rick Taylor @OhRick4]

I dont care who the fuck you are...

If you use the word "retard" as an insult you are a worthless piece of shit

It seems rampant within MAGA, but others are using it too

STOP IT

[Susan Messing @MessingSusan]

@hwinkler4real 💙

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

No emotion just facts and undeniable truth‼️ Exactly this. The glorification of wealthy people and the excuse of their evilness‼️

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

I hate that any of this needed to be said.

[Susan Messing @MessingSusan]

@AlinaHabba You are the Gestapo.

[Susan Messing @MessingSusan]

@WhiteHouse Are you ok