Paul Messmann

Full time video editor - Texas A&M Class of 2018 - I’m just a Mess, Mann.

[Paul Messmann @MessmannPaul]

@deathcab4howdy Yes, I watched it for the first time recently and strongly recommend

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@deathcab4howdy I’m always looking for new ways to try to explain Houston to people, and I think you really nailed it with this

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@lmichelleortega I actually like the content on Paramount+, but it probably has the worst app of the services. If you want to rewind or fast forward, good luck

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It’s so funny to me that after years of everyone complaining they would never need algebra as an adult, the most effective engagement bait I see 5 times a day is rebranded algebra

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

You better be able to figure this out 😂

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@KBTXRusty @aintslayed is this for the live action adaptation of season 1 episode 4

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@jayfitz96 Thank you Jay

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American Vandal is one of the best modern satires and it will always crush me that Netflix didn’t renew it for season 3

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okay can someone explain to me how it makes ANY sense to lock 2-factor authentication behind a premium subscription lol

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Every year I see the Super Bowl halftime show and think it was great, and then I go online and see a bunch of disappointed people. I don’t understand what people expect out of this lol

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Shaking my head no in disappointment when my team does bad in the game so everyone around me knows I understand how this sport works

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That’s not TCU that’s the Paschal Panthers

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Lol can’t wait to waste the next 10 years of my life on here, too #MyTwitterAnniversary

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My hot take is that Back to the Future is one of the only movies that makes sense to get remade/rebooted. Get a time capsule of how each generation views the past and future every couple decades. So it’s a shame this is the one movie that’s specifically blocked from remakes.

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The A&M offense is so slow that ESPN is cutting to the announcers reviewing their dinner between each play

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@AnnaBrownie28 Hmmm probably not. Not sure why you’d think so?

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I just ordered great food from Waffle House #169. Go to https://t.co/xCecDId3cr and order yours today. https://t.co/xCecDId3cr

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@Gnickell3 Oh okay, no worries

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Revenge of The Sith real ending 𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃

[evan @evanpcopp]

@MessmannPaul telling us how he saved $0.75 after looking at the menu for 30 minutes
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@bj116 I’ve had both AirPods Pro and beats fit pro, and the beats fit pro win in every category except phone calls for me